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Sara Jo

Thanks, but I'm sort of not interested.

About Me

Well let's see um..you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme. I like my beats funky. I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick with this straight gangsta mack, but sometimes I get ridiculous. I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.

My Interests

sketch, improv, comedy, people who can make balloon animals without making it look like they are jerking off, deloreans, the smuggler's blues, doing the 1-2 step with Missy Elliot, dancing around my bedroom to faggy pop songs and broadway showtunes.

My Blog I Never Update is Here.

I'd like to meet:

Kenny Fucking Loggins

Music:

Shonen Knife, Rilo Kiley, Journey, Phoenix, Toto, Dolly Parton, Ben Folds, and any song with a beat that I can dance like a retarded chimp to.

Movies:

I fucking like the movie BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE, ALRIGHT??!! Also - Some Kind of Wonderful, Office Space, Annie Hall, Tommy Boy, Citizen Kane, Waiting for Guffman, Scavenger Hunt, Midnight Madness, Clue, The Station Agent, Layer Cake, Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle, Eternal Sunshine, PROBLEM CHILD 1 & 2 The Tantrum Pack

Television:

All About the Andersons, Golden Girls, That's So Raven, any MTV faux-reality series where every child has their own Range Rover or fights over boys who look like cabbage patch dolls...you hear me Heidi, The Food Network(where I make up menus for the dinner parties I will never have), The Travel Channel(to plan the vacations I shall never go on), The Office (both UK & US), The Comeback, Extras, Strangers With Candy, It's a Living, An American Tragedy

Books:

Ira Sleeps Over, Baby's First Birthday, She's Come Undone, Girl

Heroes:

Rip "Hot Stuff' Taylor, The astronaut lady who wore diapers so that she could drive 900 miles to kill a bitch.