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matt sears

So def that I should be rappin' in closed captions.

About Me



NOTE TO INTERNET-SAVVY EMPLOYERS: I'm very responsible and dependable and would never do anything to misrepresent your company.

NOTE TO EVERYONE ELSE: Guys, that stuff I just said to the Internet-Savvy Employers was made up in order to totally cover my ass. I'm cool. Let's party.

You can read jokes and sketches and random thoughts that I have written right here:

  • www.mattsearsforever.blogspot.com
    • Or don't. No skin off my teeth.

    But please do.

    ASSIMO

    I CAN'T STOP (CHIPS)

    PEOPLE AGAINST BEARS part 1

    PEOPLE AGAINST BEARS part 2

    PEOPLE AGAINST BEARS part 3

    My Interests

    Building this page someday.

    I'd like to meet:

    Very, very, very old people.

    Music:

    Blood Capsules, Vault Sonic, Andromeda, Wallow Cereno, Traces, The Squeamies, Mic Chek Sektor, Bomb Everest, The Lumpen Bourgeoise