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Kathy Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, large fries and a cosmopolitan.

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: West Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

April Macie Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

ryarianne 'Til human voices wake us, and we drown'

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Louisville, Kentucky
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kendra Hey! Ya bake a pie, ya eat a pie

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Seattle, WASHINGTON
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends

brian 24/7

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

jude

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: cebu,
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating

Lori

Age:: 40 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Morton, Illinois
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

IamSkippy.com Sexy doesn't need to be brought back. It never left. You did.

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Orem, Utah
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Heidi Oh?! Hey! That's me!!!!

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Erlensee, Hessen
Country:: Germany
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

John Fall down 7 times stand up 8

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: RYE, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kendra

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BALTIMORE, Maryland
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: NY,Miami,Atlanta,LA, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Here For:: Networking

Mike Coffee Good

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Pasadena, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Melanie

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Lakewood, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

sosusie

Age:: 37 years old
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Vee

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Piscataway, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: East Indian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Tasha Classy Chassis

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Aston (Philly area), PENNSYLVANIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Steve

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Middleburg Heights, Ohio
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Tucker Max My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Erica It takes more than a day to achieve greatness

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Seattle, WASHINGTON
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 22 years old
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Serious Relationships

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: RIVERSIDE, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

GreyAntiMatter --- Moron

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Moreno Valley, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

plexus

Age:: 44 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: All
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Native American
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

witty banterism Shralp is the new shred, pass it on.

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Denver, Colorado
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Sarah

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: FORT WORTH, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Mr. Man Oysters... Beer...BBQ....Who Wants To Party ! ! !

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FRESNO, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Fawndly Yours

Age:: 36 years old
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

â™ª Dale â™ª A State of Trance

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Nth Brisbane, Queensland
Country:: Australia
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

SexyCubana True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare. False friends are like stones, found anywhere"

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Bayonne, NJ and NY Area, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Whitley [Witty Witty McWit Wit]

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Coca~Cola,
Country:: Zimbabwe
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Philip K. Dick Reality is that which when you stop believing in it... doesn't go away.

Age:: 79 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Berkeley, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

KidsBook2007

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Mississippi
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Andy Keeping it Real

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: AKRON, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

STiLSOL Relations Communications Specialist...

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: WASHINGTON DC
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Networking

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:: United States
Status:: Divorced
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Networking

Whiskey on my Breath Lipstick on my Cheek

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Phoenix, Arizona
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

kirby

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: manila, manila
Country:: Philippines
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends

<font face="Georgia" color="cc66cc"Angeline

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ALABAMA
Country:: Philippines
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Mad Bladder

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

dj kase, is looking for a flatmate,so coment me

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Phoenix, Arizona
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: in your bed, Lawrenceville, Virginia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Vickie Grace is in her steps, heaven in her eye, in every gesture dignity and love...

Age:: 49 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Crown Town, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

reen

Age:: 42 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Seattle, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

[insert witty and/or perverted one-liner here] Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Des Plaines, Illinois
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Rob Protest songs to try and stop the soldierâ€™s guns...but the battle raged on

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Chris Isn't it fun to talk like this?!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Hampden, MAINE
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

little boxes on the hillside Lucy Lui makes me feel good about my freckles.

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Alta Loma, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

lacey cyler's tunnel of hate

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

karinski

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: California
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking