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Tasha

Classy Chassis

About Me

Some people have religion....I have Carmen Electra workout tapes. I play for the Penn Jersey She-Devils (Roller Derby). I friggin LOVE it. I was recruited a little over 3 years ago by a friend that was on the team at the time. She knew I worked at a skating rink since I can remember and heard rumor of a certain fight I got in at a show that left the other girl a bloody pulp. Put those elements together and I was meant to do this. If you come to check out a game, my skater name is Classy Chassis #53. Im a captain for the Dishonor Roll and a proud member of the all star/ travel team. Music has always been another outlet for me besides rollerderby. I have been in bands since I was a wee girl. I played bass in punk rock bands for years and then switched it up to vocals for a couple hardcore bands. People say I sound like a guy when I scream. Anyways, here are some other random blurbs...I think Sailors are dreamy. Don't have much of a a taste for beer. I collect living dead dolls and way too much Popeye memoribilia to be healthy. weakness= chocolate chip cookies. Im pale because Im scared to death of cancer...now f off and stop telling me I need a tan. If they made vampire SPF Id buy that shit like it was my business. I mask my low self esteem by hiding behind a huge fake ego!

My Interests

ROLLERDERBY, tattoos, greasy hair, big hair, hot rods, rat rods, picking fights in a dress, cussin' like a truck driver, guys who wear eyeliner, horror, camp, dragqueens, tight clothes, HIGH heels, nice hipbones.

I'd like to meet:

I enjoy people with complicated haircuts and good taste in bad music. Just dont be a douchebag (I love that word) and not email me before adding me as a friend if I dont know who you are. I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU DONT TALK TO ME! If you are a skeezy guy trying to hit on me...dont waste your time, I have an awesome boyfriend and dont need you to make me feel better about myself. If you cant think of anything more witty than "your hot" to send me in an message... dont. I get too many of these and its getting old! Try talking to me like a human and I might email you back. Chances are though, if your favorite band is Creed or some shit, I'll write you a nasty letter back asking you why the hell you would think I'd like you....not to be a snob or anything...

Music:

Social d, Mike Ness, Tiger Army, Nekromantix, Horrorpops, Cramps, Eddie Cochran, the reverand horton heat, Teen Idols, Big Sandy, Kim Lenz, Stray Cats, Go Cat Go, The Quakes, Misfits, Patsy Cline, Murder City Devils, HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS!, Journey, Iron Maiden, Green Day, Blink 182(yeah, im not afraid to admit it and your lying if you dont), Op Ivy, Rancid, Bouncing Souls, Plow United, Wu Tang, agoraphoric nosebleed, converge, The End, poison the well, reggie, Game Over, Vanilla Ice, Madonna, anything 80s I can dance to, most rockabilly, pychobilly, punk, 50s rock and roll, and a wee bit of hardcore and metal. oh yeah, put Minor Threat on and I will instantly quadruple the speed limit if in a car.

Movies:

hello... CRY BABY (could johnny depp be hotter?), Green Street hooligans, Hairspray, Star Wars, Sin City, House of 1,000 Corpses, fright night, dawn of the dead, Return of the Living dead, Zombie, Cabin Fever, Kill Bill vol. I&II, Faces of Death, Monster Squad, Teen Witch, Book of Love, Goonies, The Wild One.

Television:

I dont have it anymore... no, Im totally serious.

Books:

does seeing the movie count? I use Kevyn Aucoin books as a bible. Zombie survival guide.

Heroes:

my mom...and Betty Page

My Blog

take this town and shove it!

I cant imagine anyone that I havnt told by now would care, but Im moving to Bensalem, PA on june 29th. Chello and I are getting an apartment to see how I like living up there. It just made sence ...
Posted by Tasha on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:24:00 PST

Shit talkers! Listen up!

  You know what I hate? Fake people. As in the people who will be friends with you and then talk shit to people behind your back. If I dont like you, youll know it and Im not affraid to express t...
Posted by Tasha on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:20:00 PST

visitation rights

The other night I got custody of my baby for a little. Boy, do I miss her. It gives me a little ache in my heart. She had a new engine and trans put in :) So I drove her to Blockbu...
Posted by Tasha on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST

Iam sooo bored

1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?Someone called them my "smiley" scars. That made me giggle. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?I hung a couple random records up, popeye figures, and I wake u...
Posted by Tasha on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:54:00 PST

Best weekend ever!!!

yeah. but Iam tired as all hell though. It went like this. Friday: worked, but got my first full paycheck from my new job. Sat: Went to the NJ Dirty Dames Rollerderby BBQ. Got to play in the scrimmage...
Posted by Tasha on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:05:00 PST

my wost fear

being in the shower during a zombie attack. Seriously...that would fuckin suck!
Posted by Tasha on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:20:00 PST

Jets or Sharks? Which is cooler?

This is how I see it in a nut shell. Im taking it by catagory. Add comments or tell me I'm wrong if you like... tougher: Sharks! (first ones to draw the switchblades and had the favorable side on t...
Posted by Tasha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

girls should grow hips

I went jean shopping today. Anyone that knows me, knows I can shop like a pro. So when I set out determined to find jeans and came up empty handed, I came to one conclusion...girls dont have hips anym...
Posted by Tasha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

advice for the fellas....how NOT to pick up girls

Ok, wed. night is my night out to go dancing with my friends and have fun. Its totally ok for complete strangers to come up and talk to me (Iam pretty friendly and will talk to anyone and I LOVE meeti...
Posted by Tasha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST