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About Me

I'm a slob. I'm a vegan slob. I'm an EMS vegan slob. I'm a skateboarding EMS vegan slob. I'm a baking skateboarding EMS vegan slob. I'm a Vespa restoring baking skateboarding EMS vegan slob. I'm a cussing Vespa restoring baking skateboarding EMS vegan slob. I'm a small town boy cussing Vespa restoring baking skateboarding EMS vegan slob. I'm an ocean loving small town boy cussing Vespa restoring baking skateboarding EMS vegan slob. I'm a Buddhist ocean loving small town boy cussing Vespa restoring baking skateboarding EMS vegan slob. I'm a literate Buddhist ocean loving small town boy cussing Vespa restoring baking skateboarding EMS vegan slob. I'm a body modifying literate Buddhist ocean loving small town boy cussing Vespa restoring baking skateboarding EMS vegan slob. I'm a record collecting body modifying literate Buddhist ocean loving small town boy cussing Vespa restoring baking skateboarding EMS vegan slob. And I have a cat.

My Interests

Exotic Stop & Shops.
Roller derby.
Tattoo marks.
Skateboarding.
Music.
Vespas.
Cutting a rug.
Monsters.
Staying alive.
Picking fights with bikers.
Quoting things.
Ecto-Cooler.
Sugared breakfast cereals.
Japanese food.
Kool-Aid.
Luck.
Buddha.
Religion in general.
Ladies.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can teach me to streetplant.

Music:

The Aggrolites.
Joe Strummer.
The Slackers.
Johnny Cash.
Street Dogs.
Suicidal Tendencies.
Darkbuster.
Stereoscope Jerk Explosion.
Curtis Mayfield.
Dick Dale.
Hub City Stompers.
Flogging Molly.
Gaelic Storm.
Mr. Symarip.
Greyhound.
Social Distortion.
Toxic Narcotic.
Death & Taxes.
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
The Olympics.
The Four Larks.
Dropkick Murphys.
The Dubliners.
The Ventures.
The Bouncing Souls.
The Pietasters.
The Selecter.
G.G. Allin.
The Specials.
The Pogues.
The Clash.
Rancid.
The Bruisers.
Minor Threat.
Twisted Sister.
Iron Maiden.

Movies:

Earthlings.
Night of the Living Dead.
Star Wars.
Evil Dead.
Godzilla.
Wayne's World.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
The Curse of the Wolfman.
Frankenhooker.
Pulp Fiction.
Cool Runnings.
Frankenstein Conquers the World.
Kindergarden Cop.
Indiana Jones.
Jurassic Park.
Gamera: Guardian of the Universe.
Cane Toads: An Unnatural History.

Television:

The Munsters.
The Tick.
The Simpsons.
The Ninja Turtles.
Fururama.
MythBusters.
Robot Chicken.
Brotherhood.
Dexter.
Happy Days.

Books:

Among the Thugs.
All Souls.
Easter Rising.
Hardcore Zen.
Dharma Punx.
1984.
Sit Down and Shut Up.
Paddy Whacked.
Ethics for the New Millennium.
The Portable Henry Rollins.
Zombie Survival Guide.
Johnny Got His Gun.
A Clockwork Orange.
How to See Yourself as You Really Are.
The Garden of Vegan.
How it all Vegan.
La Dolce Vegan.
Japanese Cooking at Home.
The Things They Carried.
If Chins Could Talk.
Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way.
All Quiet on the Western Front.
Harry Potter.
Redemption Song.
Ska'd for Life.
Our Band Could Be Your Life.
Affluenza.
Catcher in the Rye.

Heroes:

Evil Knievel
Godzilla
Gamera
Batman
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

My Blog

The Fuzz

So I just almost got arrested. Like put in cuffs almost got arrested. I was out cleaning my car after work and a cop drives by. His lights go on and he asks me what I'm doing. ...
Posted by Rev. Hooligan (CLF) on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:33:00 PST

New goal or crushed dream?

http://worldbeardchampionships.com/Sure I've had sideburns offs but I don't even know how to respond to this.
Posted by Rev. Hooligan (CLF) on Sat, 24 May 2008 09:27:00 PST

Break out the lambs blood..

So recently I started getting Men's Vogue in the mail. I'm not really sure why. I've decided to embrace it. Granted I don't have access to the funds necessecary for many of the things it tells m...
Posted by Rev. Hooligan (CLF) on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:28:00 PST

As the laundry dries

I’ve been thinking very seriously about buying a degree online. Not like a communications degree, something fancy that would make me an expert on dinosaurs or something. Then I could...
Posted by Rev. Hooligan (CLF) on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:39:00 PST

Half assing wisdom

Battle ship is the ultimate solution to disagreements.Your thoughts are no more important than mine.Christianity was quite disappointing.Boredom is the normal state of life.Jackalopes do not exist.I r...
Posted by Rev. Hooligan (CLF) on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:38:00 PST

My future as told by the internet

According to my co workers the internet has the ability to accurately predict my future. This is what it had to say:Had I only known it was that simple.Sorry about the mess, hailsatan...
Posted by Rev. Hooligan (CLF) on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:17:00 PST

Chest tubes are gross (not for the weak of heart)

That is all.
Posted by Rev. Hooligan (CLF) on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:38:00 PST

DJ African scrubs and my iPhone vendetta or I’m getting old

So today I went in my half alive state to the cafeteria for lunch. I chose a small table in a quiet spot to avoid socializing with various people I have deemed to be pricks. A heavy set gentleme...
Posted by Rev. Hooligan (CLF) on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:20:00 PST

Try to make it

I woke up this morning on my couch with the worst headache of my life. I still can't hear anything. My chops are now mandated by law. I can't stand 80% of the people I meet. Fixing everything...
Posted by Rev. Hooligan (CLF) on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:10:00 PST

GoodYear Eagle LS

After two days of soul searching ive determined something: Either I am a real bastard and karma caught up to me or karma owes me one. So yesterday I was in a pretty rocking car accident that I was la...
Posted by Rev. Hooligan (CLF) on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:21:00 PST