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Melanie

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Curvacious, redheaded "smarty pants" type seeks charming, witty, "know it all" for fun and conversation and most of all debauchery...*Special note: if you wanna be my friend you best send me an email and explain to me exactly who you are and what the hell you want with me! After all, a gal's gotta be able to weed out the suckas. Don't be a stranger!..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Must be honest, trustworthy, sexy, eclectic, sarcastic, SINGLE, and know how to spell. Must love music, laughter, & animals and have a little bit more to talk about than my "cool hair" or your supossedly giant erection. Do you meet any of the following criteria? Are you unique, original, creative, smart, and sincere? Can you teach me a lesson or do you need to be taught one? Are you sexy and cerebral? Magical and musical? Can you make me laugh? Sing me a song? Play me a tune? Can you laugh at yourself? Like yourself? Love yourself? Do you have big, strong, hands and know how to use em? Ever study massage therapy? Are you a nerd, geek, outcast, oddball or weirdo? (Me too!) Are you not like anybody else? Are you the coolest person you know? Brave? Ballsy? Do you think you may be one of my kind? Would you like to find out?

My Blog

The infinite wisdom of Gary Busey

"Fear is the dark room where the devil developes his negatives." - Gary Busey
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 20:47:00 GMT