Must be honest, trustworthy, sexy, eclectic, sarcastic, SINGLE, and know how to spell. Must love music, laughter, & animals and have a little bit more to talk about than my "cool hair" or your supossedly giant erection. Do you meet any of the following criteria? Are you unique, original, creative, smart, and sincere? Can you teach me a lesson or do you need to be taught one? Are you sexy and cerebral? Magical and musical? Can you make me laugh? Sing me a song? Play me a tune? Can you laugh at yourself? Like yourself? Love yourself? Do you have big, strong, hands and know how to use em? Ever study massage therapy? Are you a nerd, geek, outcast, oddball or weirdo? (Me too!) Are you not like anybody else? Are you the coolest person you know? Brave? Ballsy? Do you think you may be one of my kind? Would you like to find out?