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About Me

Well first off, If you dont make 60K a year you better not even try... As for me...My name's James Whitcher, Some call me Jimmy, Jimbo, Whitch, Sandwhitch, Lil Dubz,Jimmie James,RockStick,Gums, and the aunts call me Jamsie..lol..My middle names Clancey..I have one brother Tyrell Dubz (He had Herpes type 2).. The man is a badass.. The man gets drunk and sleeps naked..My dad was a drunk and a WOMANIZER... I worshiped him...My mother was a saint, and raised me to be a gentleman... But I turned out to be an arrogant prick, most of the time and deserving of a swift kick to the groin..I dont have a Law Degree or an MD, but i do have a bachelors in kickin ass..I like to think of myself as the greatest american alive.. I get to drunk at bad times and bad places..I'm 5'11 and 170 pounds of Pure sex appeal and Machine..My idea of a perfect date?? One that gives me a serious hangover and a smile the next morning..I've never had a drink I didn't like.. If im not partyin somewhere i'm prolly passed out somewhere tryin to get my wits about me until i find another good time.. Favorite Phrases?? "Hey James Can i buy you a shot??".. "Open Bar Man". Turn ons? Willing Women, Hot Women, Decent Women, Women. Turn Offs? Ugly Women, Nasty women, Huge Women, Women that are over 60.. Ah, Better go 70...Well now that thats said, I'm not easy but if you play your cards right I can be ha.Its pretty easy to be my friend... Im competitive..I use to play sports until I signed my life away to the Government...I joined the navy, which has taken me some cool places and some real shitty places...thought about college, but not for very long.I probably should have thought a little harder..I come from the beautiful hills of the Black Hills in South Dakota aka (Gods Country)..Now i live in Japan(Shitpan)..Which really blows.. I dont like the Japs to much..Am I raciest?? i dont think so..
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I'd like to meet:

Just about any hot girl who wants to hook up with me, I want to meet. Email me and we'll set it up. But I'd be even more down to meet a girl who wants to do my laundry. I can find sex easily, but finding a girl who will do my wash is hard. Seriously ladies, I am not joking about this. If you are in Japan or are willing to travel here, email me and we'll figure it out. I will repay you with witty banter, hot animal sex, a swift kick to the spine, or whatever turns you.

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