daily show bullshit profiles

damionreed

David One Man Sideshow

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Travis This method acting, well, I call that living.

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Century City, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

I shaved! Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MESA, Arizona
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

PickAxe88 Look at these morose motherfuckers, it looks like somebody shit in their cereal!

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Orange, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
atheistteam

The A-Team

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
birota

Birota

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
City of Angels, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
garystockdale

Gary

Age:
54 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Here For:
Friends

don

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CINCINNATI, OHIO
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking

LOUIE No more leaky holes in your brain.

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bend, Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Dave

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cincinnati, Ohio
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Kyle Kyle Wade

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Chicago, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
citizenofpopcornland

Luke

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Dublin, Ohio
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Brandon From California Look at Me Right Now. I Am Brandon Drexel

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Chino Hills , CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
sweetpepperklopek

Sweet Pepper don't fuck with a guy in a tux.

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Niagara Falls,
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Body:
Body builder

only revolutions this is my ghost town

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Baltimore, Maryland
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Whitney I am the nerdness

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
KENNESAW, Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Bisexual
drugpolicy

Drug Policy Alliance Reason. Compassion. Justice.

Age:
58 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
WASHINGTON, Washington DC
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Networking
kissmyassu2

Sasquatch D. Yeti

Age:
54 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Southgate, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends

Jeremy I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New Jersey
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
adrian237

Adrian

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SANTA ANA, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
notthatevil1

Smarmy Josh

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Age:
44 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DALLAS, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

dj friend friends are cooler than dolphins sometimes- adam sarsfield

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
brooklyn-williamsburg, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
gideonfrost

Jeshua xiang nian ni

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Nevada, Iowa
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
omniphiliac

Omniphiliac

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Land of Candy & Wonder, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Status:
Swinger
Here For:
Dating, Friends

Christian It is easier to get forgiveness than permission...

Age:
38 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking

Tristram you'll begin to wonder why you came...

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

Jason

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MIDLOTHIAN, Virginia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average

Scott

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ASHLAND, OREGON
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
theonetruepat

Pat One Man Peer Group

Age:
38 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
TALLAHASSEE, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
datalifeplus

Jay You pour the beer and I'll bring the satire

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
North Shore, Oahu,
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

The only easy day was yesterday

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Elgin, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends
patheticiknow

Allan My Space is for losers

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Canada
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight

POYNTER DESIGN

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Auckland,
Country:
New Zealand
Status:
Married
Here For:
Networking

James I'm back like a brazier hook.

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
East Lansing, MICHIGAN
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Citizen Gray

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ROUND ROCK, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

chris Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Stuart, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
tony30052

Tony Affleck, you the *bomb* in Phantoms yo!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOGANVILLE, Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Brian Being me is a full time job and I've never missed a day... :)

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ROME, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Jason I deny the Holy Spirit!

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Louisville, Kentucky
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Dave uhh..... I think it's a cat, it eats fish

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Jose, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Friends
koreansensation

Another Day Until My Fight... I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm putting my bike in it.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Las Vegas, Nevada
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

nullcore ad finem. ex nihilo.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Tampa, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Tristan When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtlin

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brookline, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
bonesnberries

this is corbin

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
none, IOWA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Married
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends, Networking
tinasparklejellybean

Sarah

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Tualatin, OREGON
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Here For:
Friends
sakuradark

sakura

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NORTH HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Bisexual
Here For:
Friends
rawrcore

devon

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Woburn, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
merfer

Jim I thought it was a bird but it was just a paper bag

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
PORTLAND, OREGON
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
stevewatkins

Steve

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking