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Jason

I deny the Holy Spirit!

About Me

I am a boring.

My Interests

Sleeping, watching TV, skateboarding, playing video games, math, puzzles, riddles, holding cats upside down, making babies, and playing guitar.

Music:

I don't like a band unless I know that other people think it is cool, because I just want to fit in.

Movies:

Chopper, Empire Strikes Back, The Big Lebowski, Full Metal Jacket, Shackle Me Not, Raising Arizona, SpongeBob SquarePants the Movie, They Live, Rushmore, and Cumfart Cocktails.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, the Daily Show, Law and Order, the Mythbusters, Bullshit, Ninja Warrior, X-play, and Cops.

Books:

Just Checking, Choke, Breakfast of Champions, Watership Down, Napalm and Silly Putty, the Shining, Post Office, On Bullshit, I Robot, Cujo, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Biblical Nonsense, One Minute Manager.

My Blog

...i am an excellent debator...

Yesterday, a young woman claiming to be a comedian, tried to insult me. The only problem is...well..here is the message:may the force be with you? wait are you a star wars freak, oh do tell me. and ac...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:57:00 PST

It has a penis!

Yesterday I went to the hospital with Laura to get her ultrasound.  It was really fucking cool.  The baby looked like an alien!  I saw his dick before anyone else.  So now, its off...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:22:00 PST

Philo Beddoe

I named  my cat  after a character  in a movie played  by Clint Eastwood.   I Thought  it would be fitting because he was pretty tough.   He just wasn't to...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:13:00 PST

Rawhide!

Why are people making a big deal about a movie about gay cowboys?  Aren't all cowboys gay?
Posted by Jason on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:11:00 PST

Freaks!!!

I have some lunatic sending me messages claiming to be god!  I asked for more proof, but I doubt I'll get any.     
Posted by Jason on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 04:38:00 PST

I found Jesus!

Tonight I found Jesus, then promptly lost Jesus two hours later!  
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Of course you know this means war!

After years of negotiations, I have come to my boiling point!  As of this day forward, I will not be feeding my cats until they decide to stop shedding their fur.  I am sick and tired of hav...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I quit smoking

It is now the begining of the third day and they say it only takes 3 days for the nicotine to get out of your system. I've quit before and this time has been suprisingly easy compaired to the other ti...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST