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david

this penis is a humming bird

About Me

i say this phrase way to much "i heard on the radio today". i listen to way to much talk radio. damn you wnyc, why do you have to be so goddamn interesting. i would spend all of my money on records and art books if i could. oh yeah and beer. i spell bad, and smell bad. good ahead and ask around. i think i'm real funny, but most likely i'm not. one of my favorite things about moving to nyc is meeting random people on the street and having conversations with them. right up until they ask if i wanna buy some drugs and can sleep with thier girlfriend for free. what is that?

What is emo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Dmg_4ZA2Y

My Interests

grave digging. looking at creepy shit but not wanting to touch it. skulls and birds. pretending i can't hear very good because i don't wanna hear your boring stories. polaroids. drawing. paper.

I'd like to meet:

everyone who takes a look at my website.birderdesign.com

Music:

these days almost exclusively heavy metal. high on fire. pearls and brass. church of misery. metallica. dead child. you get the picture.

Movies:

david chapelle's block party. the squid and the whale. underworld evolution(that's right. tell me kate don't look good in tight leather). unknown white male.

Television:

top model. king of queens (seriously. you gotta see kevin james stand up).

Books:

dave eggers is the shit.