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About Me

I was born a poor Yeti-American child in the wilds of the Cascade Mountains. I moved with my parents to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan when the crytozoological paparazzi made it impossible for us to live in peace. I attended Indiana University where I obtained a bachelors degree in Yeti-American studies and an MBA in marketing. I was a leading advisor to George W. Bush and am a full-time consultant for the Republican Party.

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My Interests

The videos and photos displayed here were taken from the internet on the assumption they are public domain. Any copyrighted material will be removed upon request of the copyright owner. Be sure to check my pics for a tip from the Farting Preacher on financial security.

I'd like to meet:

:Penn Jillette Jon Stewart- How much is him and how much is the writers? George Carlin Trey Parker any TV evangelist alone in a locked room

Music:

classic rock, blues, some country and some classical

Movies:

History of the World Part I - or almost any Mel Brooks movie

Television:

Bullshit!, Daily Show, South Park, Tigers baseball, PBS, and anything that is not mindless shit

Books:

Only textbooks for now

Heroes:

There are people I admire, but heroes can never live up to expectations.

My Blog

On education and basic grammar

One of the more startling observations I have made concerning the comments made about some of the videos I have posted is the atrocious spelling and grammar of many of the young people making the com...
Posted by Sasquatch D. Yeti on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:34:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Family website...
Posted by Sasquatch D. Yeti on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:30:00 PST

On joining and belonging

I don't believe it is any coincidence that most of the people responding so emotionally to some of the BS videos are young people in their teens or twenties. In fact I would be willing to bet th...
Posted by Sasquatch D. Yeti on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:07:00 PST

Some not so random ramblings

On creationism: The big bang theory theory leaves the question "where did the energy come from? A finite and an infinite universe are both concepts which are impossible to visualize. You can't visua...
Posted by Sasquatch D. Yeti on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:54:00 PST

Dane Cook

I can't hold it in any longer. Dane Cook annoys the f*** out of me. Others (mostly young ladies) have told me how funny the guy is. I have really tried to see it. I have listened to act and viewed it ...
Posted by Sasquatch D. Yeti on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 03:11:00 PST

Why am I so damned sexy?

Here is another young lady (less than half my age) who wants me.http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.view profile&friendid=191884933What is it about me? Is it the hair? Or maybe the...
Posted by Sasquatch D. Yeti on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:46:00 PST

More on the young ladies

Maybe I failed to see a golden opportunity. If any of you young ladies get the urge to fuck an ape-man, drop me a line. My knuckle aren't the only things that drag on the ground (wink wink) . ...
Posted by Sasquatch D. Yeti on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:03:00 PST

To the young ladies

This is for all the huge-breasted young ladies who seem to love lolipops and want to be my friend : I understand how you could find a hairy, graying, overweight, 53-year-old primate like me irres...
Posted by Sasquatch D. Yeti on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST

Some thoughts on the May 15th gas boycott

I have received some emails and bulletins about a proposed gasoline boycott on May 15. The claim is that if enough people don't buy gasoline for one day, the oil companies will panic and the pri...
Posted by Sasquatch D. Yeti on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:24:00 PST

Alternative medicine bullshit

Human anatomy and the functions of the various systems have been studied for years and there is a very good scientific understanding about how the human body "works". Any alternative medicine should ...
Posted by Sasquatch D. Yeti on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:31:00 PST