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MRLD II

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

MySpace Layouts at TweakYourPage.com

Myspace tweaks at TweakYourPage.comI will find the humor in ANYTHING, especially the causes most dear to me: I believe in the irreverancy of all things sanctuous and the sanctity of all things irreverant. But, if you're here, you probably already knew that. If anything I say offends you, delete me as a friend. (**Big raspberry to the person who just hit 'delete'...but now we can talk about them behind their back!)

My Interests

MY LIFE THESE DAYS:
MySpace Tweaks, MySpace Layouts, MySpace Images and more!The greatest team in the universe (yes, RANDY, you KNOW it's true), even if their recent record doesn't reflect it:
MySpace Tweaks, MySpace Layouts, MySpace Images and more!

I'd like to meet:

I hope this site will help me re-connect with all the people I've known in my life, from everywhere I've lived: Buffalo (NY), North Hollywood (CA), San Jose (CA), Colorado Springs (CO), Albuquerque (NM)...If I don't know you, you won't be able to see this!!! But if you've managed to get this far, chances are you were invited in because I found your blogs witty, entertaining, informative, and intelligent...probably all at the same time! If you're going to hang around it is A REQUIREMENT that you have a good sense of humor (or at least the ability to develop one.) Welcome...welcome! Glad to know ya!

Music:

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Movies:

"I wouldn't say I've been 'MISSING' work..."


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those big ol' eyes'll get ya everytime...


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"Yeah...I know...thanks..."


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tough chicks...gotta love 'em...


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sometimes, you CAN fool everyone the WHOLE time...


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Television:


MySpace Icons

Books:

Conversations With God, Parts 1, 2, and 3. Don't worry, I won't bring it up unless you do.

Heroes:

Cartman, Joy (from My Name is Earl), Dr. Cox' wife (they love to hate eachother and hate to love eachother...God, can I relate!), and MDB (50% of the time; the other 50%, he's my arch-enemy!)

My Blog

WHY THEY SHOULD NOT GIVE ME A FOUR-DAY WEEKEND

Because I got to spend the four-day holiday weekend not working and sans family, I had plenty of time to think about those things I am and am not thankful for.  The biggest conclusion I was able ...
Posted by MRLD II on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:03:00 PST

I AM STILL ALIVE

(BUT JUST BARELY)   And, even in the broadest sense of the word, I do not think this qualifies as "living"&   (If any of you would like a blow-by-blow of my current state of affairs, send ...
Posted by MRLD II on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:28:00 PST

ANOTHER NOVEL DEFENSE...WHERE IS JOHNNY COCHRAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

DENTIST CLAIMS BREAST RUBS APPROPRIATE WOODLAND, Calif.   A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages ar...
Posted by MRLD II on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:32:00 PST

QUICK, CHECK...ARE YOU MISSING SOMETHING?

Brain Found in Bag Near Richmond, Va   By Associated Press   36 minutes ago   RICHMOND, Va. - A brain was found in a bag near an apartment complex Tuesday morning, but it wasn't clea...
Posted by MRLD II on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:20:00 PST

I, TOO, AM GONNA CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN...

Hospital Gives Man Drip-Feed of Vodka By Associated Press 2 hours ago BRISBANE, Australia - Doctors plugged an Italian tourist into a drip-feed of vodka to save him at a hospital in Australia that r...
Posted by MRLD II on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:05:00 PST

A SLICE OF AMERICANA

Man Allegedly Locks Companion in Trailer   By Associated Press Fri Oct 5, 5:18 PM BISMARCK, N.D. - An 80-year-old man accused of locking his girlfriend in a camper trailer has been sentenced t...
Posted by MRLD II on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:13:00 PST

GOD ANSWERS ALL PRAYERS?

Man Jailed for Trying to Pass $1M Bill By Associated Press 3 hours ago PITTSBURGH - Change for a million? That's what a man was seeking Saturday when he handed a $1 million bill to a cashier at a Pi...
Posted by MRLD II on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:07:00 PST

PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE!!!

Halle Berry Says She Wants Another Child   By MICHAEL TARM, Associated Press Writer 2 hours ago CHICAGO - Halle Berry says she and her boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, tried and tried and tried to ge...
Posted by MRLD II on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:52:00 PST

THE LATEST...BECAUSE WE *CARE*

O.J. Simpson Ordered to Surrender Assets By Associated Press 56 minutes ago SANTA MONICA, Calif. - O.J. Simpson must hand over his Rolex watch and other assets* to satisfy a judgment that found him ...
Posted by MRLD II on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:36:00 PST

Beer AND Brilliance, Part 527

Man Swigs Beer, Flips 'Bird' After Chase   By Associated Press 3 hours ago ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. - William Joseph Galloway wrecked his pickup after leading deputies on a 115-mph chase and tossin...
Posted by MRLD II on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:51:00 PST