martin

First of all. Please do not think I am some kind of Luddite because of the white background. I have had this novel idea, a black font on a white background seems to be quite legible...Who knows, it might catch on!?!?3 glasses of red, and I am feeling like a bit of a maverick here...so here is the new and updated version. Often perceived as a bolshy northerner, but in reality I am a little puppy! Do suffer from a lack of tolerance, I will admit. Hey, life is far too short and precious to put up with excessive muppetry. Although...that does not mean I am not prone to it myself. This, we will blame on (1) low blood sugar levels (2) lack of sleep...no debating here.Don't read too much into the self effacing humour, I do not need to burn Lavender scents to boost my self confidence levels (the woman in the gift shop at Robin's Hood Bay - she was actually ignoring business to give me counsel! lol) but prefer this style, instead of the blowing smoke up my own a##e variety! I will leave judgement up to the other party, although I reserve the right, to beg to differ.I can waffle for Britain, some of it off at complete tangents. Don't ever deal with me with anything remotely important, by text. Some people will be able to confirm, to interpret my texts...you need to have a abstract mind at times. That does not mean I use predictive text either! I know that when it left my thumb, I knew what it meant or was trying to say.Thankyou for taking the time to read this, as clear as mud now. No doubt. I have known me for 40 years, and I am still baffled - so just take it all with a pinch of salt...if you feel the bloodpressure rising, have a few deep breaths and we will all be funky little funsters!