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The Archbishop of Canterbury

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About Me

That's who I am.I cannot solve your existential psychosis.LIKES: Sarcasm, Humor, Thermonuclear weapons, Peace, Falconry, Bullshit in its many guises, Druggy tunes, Mexican food, Patent remedies, Iced Tea, Champions League soccer, Cocoplums, Extra virgin olive oil, DeCecco pasta, Haricots verts... DISLIKES: Guns, Las Vegass, "Classic" cars, The acronym "LOL", AOL, Oil wars, Asthma, Oprah, Humvees, Gas-powered lawn equipment... ..

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My Interests

Ethnic foods, Music, Reading, Gardening, Ritualistic Drugs...

I'd like to meet:

Real Southern Colonels, Boutros Boutros-Ghali, Enrico "Ratso" Rizzo, Pakistani Lawyers and Burmese Monks. Swedes.

Music:

Kasabian, Hard-fi, Dead 60s, 9 Black Alps, Space Monkeys, Gorillaz, Kooks, Grand National, Ian Brown, I Am Kloot, Badly Drawn Boy, The Whip, Humanizer, New Order, Monaco, Primal Scream, Shitdisco, Viva Stereo, Sabres of Paradise, Two Lone Swordsmen, Soul Hooligan, Propellerheads, Goldie Lookin Chain, Spiritualized, Spacemen 3, Teenage Fanclub, Northside, F'ed Up, the Verve, Richard Aschcroft, Dust Junkys, Regular Fries, Ordinary Boys, South, the Sunshine Underground, the Twang, the Libertines, Ronderlin, Buzzcocks, the Enemy, the Duke Spirit, the Teenagers, Justice, Health, Los Campesinos!, Malcolm Middleton, El Goodo, U.N.K.L.E., Massive Attack, Roots Manuva, Lady Sovereign, Groove Armada, Roisin Murphy, Grand National, Working for a Nuclear Free City, Elbow, The Hypno-twists, Crystal Castles, Nightmares on Wax, Cut Copy, Simian Mobile Disco, Small Sins, Twilight Circus, Phase Selector Sound, King Tubby, Scientist, Bill Laswell, Gladiators, Upsetters, Hugh Mundell, Joe Higgs, Horace Andy, Linval Thompson, Junior Delgado, Gregory Isaacs, Toots and the Maytals, the Ethiopians, the Silvertones, the Heptones, the Meditations, the Mighty Diamonds, Marvin Gaye, Bobby Womack, Otis Redding, Wilson Pickett, Al Green, Sam and Dave, James Carr, Nerve Agents, Where Fear and Weapons Meet, Ignition, the Fury, Circus Lupus, the Monorchid, Skull Kontrol, Red Eyed Legends, the Jesus Lizard, SxDx, the Cramps, Shattered Faith, JFA, Descendents, Black Flag, the Black Keys, Frantic Flattops, Link Wray, Youth Brigade, Fugazi, Minor Threat, Lou Reed, Afghan Whigs, Twilight Singers, Great Northern, Ivy, Paco, Ladytron, Yelle, Phoenix, Air, Blonde Redhead, Acid House Kings, Girls Against Boys, Soulside, N.O.U., the Makeup, Weird War, Black Mountain, Rockethouse, Radio 4, Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Out Crowd, Brightback Morning Light, Guided by Voices, New York Dolls, David Johansen and the Harry Smiths, Johnny Thunders, JT and the Heartbreakers, The Waldos, Nino Rota, Dean Martin, Jerry Vale, Band of Horses, Calexico, Loretta Lynn, Kitty Wells, Patsy Cline, Emmylou, Hank Snow, Hank Thompson, Ray Price, Buck Owens and His Buckaroos, the Louvin Brothers, the Delmore Brothers, the Flying Burrito Brothers, Gram, Webb Pierce, Wynn Stewart, Lefty Frizzell, Merle, JC, George Jones, Son Volt, Jayhawks, Jimmy Martin, Flatt and Scruggs, Lester Flatt and the Nashville Grass, Bill Monroe, Roy Acuff, Jimmy "C" Newman, Porter Wagoner, the Hackberry Ramblers...

Movies:

Elia Kazan, Alfred Hitchcock, Jim Jarmusch, Gus Van Sant, John Cassavetes, Wes Anderson, Woody Allen, Frank Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Christopher Guest, Michael Winterbottom...

Books:

Delmore Schwartz, Ambrose Bierce, Ray Carver, Hubert Selby Jr., Philip Roth, Martin Amis, Nick Hornby, Mark Leyner, T.C. Boyle, Hunter S. Thompson, Oscar Zeta Acosta, James Hynes, Eric Hoffer, George Orwell, P.G. Wodehouse, Robert Ingersoll, Daniel Radosh, David Sedaris, Al Franken, Daniel Radosh, Sun Tzu, F.A. Hayek, Anthony Bourdain, Bret Easton Ellis, Kurt Vonnegut, George Saunders, Chuck Klosterman, Tom Wolfe, Christopher Buckley, Edgar A. Poe, Harry G. Frankfurt, Joseph Ianuzzi, Mario Puzo, Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn, Pavel Palazchenko, Anna Politkovskaya, Vladimir Nabakov, Bob Woodward, Mike Royko, Michael Lewis, Robert L. Heilbroner, Richard Klein, Peter Guralnick, John Colapinto, Jose Marti, L. Rust Hills, Lidia Bastianich, Kevin Phillips, Jasper Blystone, George Orwell...

Heroes:

Steven Yagman, Jackie Chiles, Evo Morales, Comrade Tito, Abbie Hoffman, Ned Ludd, John Brown, Diego Maradona, Takeru "The Tsunami" Kobayashi, Nikita Kruschev, Vlad. Zhirinovski, Bebe Rebozo, Rasputin, Michael Corleone, Zell Miller, Fabio Cannavaro, Wayne Rooney

My Blog

GERMANY CONFOUNDED BY OBAMAS SKIN TONE

German dollmaker Marcel Offerman is overly proud of his latest creationa 14 inch replica of Barack Obama. Inspired by Offerman's "respect" for Obama, the doll is striking for its utter lack of resemb...
Posted by The Archbishop of Canterbury on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:37:00 PST

CAPTION CONTEST XV

I'd like to congratulate Bruno on yet another victory with his exquisitely tasteless captioning. ********* Johnny laughed through his tears when the therapist asked -- "Show me where Daddy touched yo...
Posted by The Archbishop of Canterbury on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:20:00 PST

SAVED BY CANNED RUM

"My head is bloodied but unbowed." W.E. Henley ********* An Australian man reveals that he survived an encounter with a deadly snake by applying a cold can of rum to his perforated penis. Daryl Zutt w...
Posted by The Archbishop of Canterbury on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:39:00 PST

FISHMAS IN BELGIUM

Every year, the town of Geraardsbergen stages a bizarre festival in which fish-drinking locals hurl bread at each other. Held on the final Sunday in February, the Krakelingen festival is named after ...
Posted by The Archbishop of Canterbury on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:19:00 PST

MY NAME IS LUKA...No, wait, its MUD

The history of Germany is a copy of the history of Belarus. Germany was raised from the ruins thanks to firm authority, and not everything connected with that well known figure, Adolf Hitler, was bad....
Posted by The Archbishop of Canterbury on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:56:00 PST

HEROIN OR BREAD?...You Decide

NPR reports that Afghan poppy farmers are planting wheat as worldwide grain shortages make wheat crops increasingly more lucrative than opium poppies. The world's wheat stockpiles are at their lowest ...
Posted by The Archbishop of Canterbury on Wed, 28 May 2008 04:13:00 PST

CRAPPY TOWN FAILS TO LIVE UP TO NAME

Nestled into the Dorset village of Bere Regis, Shitterton is one of those places, like Greenland, that boldly defy their name. Decidedly unshitty, Shitterton is a picturesque locale, consisting of far...
Posted by The Archbishop of Canterbury on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:42:00 PST

GERMANY INVADES POLAND

More Germans left the country in 2007 than in any year since reunification in 1990. The latest figures from the Federal Statistics Office reveal that 165,180 Germans migrated to other countries last y...
Posted by The Archbishop of Canterbury on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:00:00 PST

FUSION MAN, HIGH ABOVE THE ALPS

Calling himself "Fusion Man," nutty Swiss inventor Yves Rossy strapped an eight foot set of wings on his back, taking a five minute flight over the Alpine town of Bex yesterdaypowered only by four&nb...
Posted by The Archbishop of Canterbury on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:13:00 PST

THE GREEN BOMB

American chemists have devised a new "green" explosive that promises to save the planet while simultaneously destroying it. Lead-based explosives have been in use for the past hundred years, replacin...
Posted by The Archbishop of Canterbury on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:24:00 PST