Vroom...Erk! Vroom...Erk! Vroom...Erk! |
Vroom...Erk!
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the sound of the bane of my existence. Well, in truth, I have many banes and they each have their own sounds or lack thereof (whistling, anybody?), bu...
Posted by JMH on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:16:00 PST |
Palming Myself |
No, it's not what you're thinking...
...
Okay, it could be, but it's not!
After agonizing for a few months whether to get one or not, I've finally just done it.
Well, not me exactly, but rather ...
Posted by JMH on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:29:00 PST |
Snot |
You know what I hate? When you have a nose full of snot that just won't come out no matter what you do. You can blow till you're blue in the face and it just don't mean shit. Unless you blow hard enou...
Posted by JMH on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:56:00 PST |
Tap-Tap-Tap |
Tap-tap-tap.
What is that sound? Is it the sound of someone knocking on a door? No, that goes knock-knock-knock.
Is it the sound of me typing? No, that's more like tappity-tip-tap-click-tap-clickety-c...
Posted by JMH on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:28:00 PST |
Age Before Beauty |
Of course, if you're an ugly fucker such as myself, then that old adage doesn't really matter, does it?
Case in point:
I was at the greatest store in the whole wide world where all the employees are e...
Posted by JMH on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:30:00 PST |
Flawed |
We are all flawed.
With my penchant for stating the obvious, I could stop right there and call it a day. Luckily (Unluckily...?) for you, I won't do that.
You may now kick yourself for opening y...
Posted by JMH on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:39:00 PST |
Crime Doesn’t Pay... |
...But Crime Stoppers Does.
Hmmm.
Let's look at that again:
Crime Doesn't Pay, But Crime Stoppers Does.Call 555-blah, blah, blah, blah
That's what's on the sign of the Crime Stoppers building -- or wh...
Posted by JMH on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:06:00 PST |
MoM |
Is such a bitch.
Now, before you go gallivanting off to tell everyone what an ass I am to my own dear mother, let me assure you that I am not talking about her. Or any other mother.
No, the MoM ...
Posted by JMH on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:56:00 PST |
"It’s Been a Long Time... |
...been a long time, been long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely...
...time."
--Led Zeppelin
But I never went away, so ergo, I'm not making a comeback. I'm just here writing/blogging becaus...
Posted by JMH on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:42:00 PST |
Oooh... Update! |
Oooh, a fucking update. How lame, right?
We've been in our new house for nearly a month now and so far everything is going great. Missy doesn't think it feels quite like home ye...
Posted by JMH on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:15:00 PST |
