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Jacob Marley

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About Me

I'm am known as Jake to most people. All of my friends, all three of them, call me Jacob Marley but only on occassion. I am not a social butterfly...on most days. I'm what most people call a loner. Don't get me wrong, I can still be a funny guy and entertain you on occassion but for the most part I like to be alone or with limited amounts of friends. I'm not a douche, really. I wouldn't lie to you about that. I like telling stories about me sometimes because storytelling is an ability I have. I've also smoked weed so I'll probably tell you the same story more than once. I try to live without regrets but once you've done something out of anger or frustration your regrets are just compounded. I talk like I have a big ego sometimes but that's just a big white lie. Speaking of big and white, actually no, I won't go there. When it comes down to it I'm a pretty modest person.Lip Sync Battle!
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I'd like to meet:

People who are funny. People who are original. People that aren't stupid. People that can keep me interested. Come on everybody, try to wow me...

My Blog

To Whom It May Concern

  Hello everyone.  Long time no contact whatsoever.  Some people may wonder where I've gone to.  This is to those people:  Get a fucking life, you don't know me...stop re...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:49:00 GMT

Good Apollo I’m Burning Star IV, Volume 3: The Writing Writer Yearns for His Sara’s Approval.

  Imagine this, I'm writing a blog.  I guess I must have something to bitch or moan about. Nope, not this time.   Well tomorrow is my 22nd birthday.  Thanks to those that have alre...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:48:00 GMT

Chapter 3 (parapraphased) "The Book of Jake"

    Ever get that feeling that you're literally the coolest person out of all your friends?  I like to call this curse after myself because it's plagued me my entire life.  Kinderg...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:53:00 GMT

Three Round Burst

  I don't know why but my manliness is getting the better of me.  I think I'm upping the testosterone production by working out.  If you've got laundry, I've got the washboard...  ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:02:00 GMT

Indomite Thoughts

 First of all I'd like to say that I hope everybody has had a fantastic Valentine's Day.  For those of you that didn't, well, there's always masturbation I guess.  I've h...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:25:00 GMT

Cheesy Pubes

  Everyone has something that just bugs the hell out of them.  I, however, have many.  Some things I can just blow off, put in the back of my mind, or just forget about completely. ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:53:00 GMT

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Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:36:00 GMT

Happy On Hump Day

  Well here we are people. Professional football is over.FOR YOUR TEAM, LOSER! HA! Seriously though, the best game of the week doesn't belong to the Packers. It belongs to the Giants. The Giants ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:56:00 GMT

May Be A Little Rancid/Don’t Stop Taking Your Meds!

 It's about time, I think, that I post another blog and share a little wisdom that I may or may not have to share. It just so happens that I have a little down time. I actually have nothing but d...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:47:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebs - Collage - Morph
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:35:00 GMT