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Omniphiliac

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

"Time is just memory mixed in with desire."
- Tom Waits

Werner Herzog and Errol Morris are geniuses

Oh...and unfortunately for you I have a blog:

www.omniphilia.com

And I write on Deviant Nation, read my articles/interviews in the magazine section. Join for the articles, appreciate the tattooed nudity (tattoodity)

My Interests

Sexuality, Gender Issues, Queer Issues, Gender Bending, Wine-ology, Psychology, Social Psychology, Cognitive Dissonance, Cultural Norms, Pop Culture, eschatology, Zoroastrianism

I'd like to meet:



Those who enjoy poor quality jokes, however still not knowing why they laugh every time they hear them. Switch-hitters. People who are truly open-minded and dont just say they are because they believe it is hip. Someone who does not use the word "philosophize," however "strategize" is acceptable. Philanthropists, zoroastrians.

Music:


Tom Waits
,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Aesop Rock,

Morrissey,
Whirlwind heat,
The Goats,
Flametrick subs,
Outhere Brothers,
Triumph of the Gnomes,
Arash
The Smiths,
Tones on Tail,
The Cure,
Nekromantix,
Crispin Glover,

Elysian Fields
Tiger Army,
Fischerspooner,
Joy Division,
Lil jon,
Devil Doll,
Outkast,
Franz Ferdinand,
Bauhaus,
Horrorpops,
PJ Harvey,
Arab on Radar,
Deerhoof,
Boards of Canada,
Locust,
Andrew WK,
Queen,

David Bowie,
Buckethead,
Bloodhound Gang,
Peaches,
amon tobin,
Johnny Cash,
Gravy Train!!!,
Louis XIV,
Dead Kennedys,
Lesbians on Ecstasy,
Leonard Cohen,
MC Chris,
TATU,
Sleepytime Guerilla Museum,
Danger Mouse
Boards of Canada,
Perez Prado

Marc Almond
Morcheeba
...and on and on

Movies:

Puffy Chair, In the Realm of the Senses, Sugarbaby, Outfoxed: Rupert Murdochs War on Journalism, Die Mommie Die, Psycho Beach Party, Grizzlyman, Freaks, Godfather, Farenheit 9/11, Bowling for Columbine, Willard, Edward Scissorhands, Team America: World Police, Bush's Brain, Mean Girls, Young Frankenstein, Requiem for a dream, Dancer in the Dark, Lord of War, Suicide Club, Happiness of the Katakuris, Ichi the Killer, Nosferatu, My Best Fiend, Touch of Evil, Do the Right Thing, Fast Cheap and Out of Control, Fog of War, Syriana, But I'm A Cheerleader, Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Repo Man, The War Within, I Exist, Anything with Crispin Glover, Anything by Jim Jarmusch.

Television:

News Radio, Da Ali G Show, Family Business, Arrested Development, Conan O'Brien, Daily Show, Penn and Tellers Bullshit, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Queer as Folk, Kids in the Hall, Lost, Mythbusters

Books:

The Persian Puzzle, Zend Avesta, History of Sexuality Vol 1-3, Sex Disasters and How to Survive Them, The Pleasure of my Company - Steve Martin, Story of the Eye - Georges Bataille, Requiem For A Dream, Catcher in the Rye, Psychopathia Sexualis, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Dictionary of Behavioral Science, Mental Floss Magazine, Crackpot - John Waters, Rose - Michelle Tea, Chuck Pahalniuk books

Heroes:

Tom Waits,
David Cross....

I have alters for them in my room.

My Blog

Indian Sex Workers take it to the Streets

5000 Indian female sex workers demand equal rightswww.omniphilia.com
Posted by Omniphiliac on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:45:00 PST

Jobby Job

I just got hired at a fancy schamncy bar and grill in Westlake, Austin (fancy fancy neighborhood, equivalent to Tiburon for my Bay Area friends). Supposedly they've been super busy and they just fired...
Posted by Omniphiliac on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:35:00 PST

Suspension, Anyone?

For some reason I felt the need to change the names since I did not ask permission from the key folks to talk about them on ye ole internet. Except "Sinner," mwahaha, sorry doll: *warning* long post...
Posted by Omniphiliac on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:18:00 PST

Annie FUCKING Sprinkle

So I just went to a reading/event by Annie Sprinkle www.anniesprinkle.org I totally ave an intellectual crush on her, she's an amazing sex educator, sex writer and just all around sweet and awesome.A...
Posted by Omniphiliac on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 09:29:00 PST

SXSW 4/ St. Paddy's Day Irish Fucks

I worked yesterday all day, it was damn slow so I just hung around, worked on a paper and did some reading, it was pretty chill.Both my friend Pittman and Moon told me to meet them at Dog and Duck for...
Posted by Omniphiliac on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:04:00 PST

SXSW 3

Nothing tonight, I'm working at Sinsations, Morgan needed the help, I need the money. Plus, my chances of getting to see Morrissey was slim to none. I called the venue and asked how it was going to b...
Posted by Omniphiliac on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:53:00 PST

SXSW: 2

Well, either most of the folks I know in Austin split town this week, and probably for good reason, or just not into the crowds of SXSW, and probably for good reason.Tonight I decided to go to Austin'...
Posted by Omniphiliac on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:26:00 PST

SXSW: 1

Roaming around downtown Austin tonight by myself hopped up (or weighed down) on valium, good idea? I'm not so sure yet. I definitely like the idea of roaming around, but the money is an issue. Fucking...
Posted by Omniphiliac on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:49:00 PST

Importance of Being Clever

  Resistant opinions about real world situations perpetrate the ridiculous consequences of man's notion of choice. Philandering through a sea of test-tube babies, pre-designed for optimum contr...
Posted by Omniphiliac on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:19:00 PST

Albino-licious

I secretly want to become an albino... With super powers
Posted by Omniphiliac on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 05:04:00 PST