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chris

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

About Me



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My Interests



Collecting losing lottery tickets and moving violation citations.

I'd like to meet:

You wanna meet? Let's meet.******************************************************* *******

Music:

Beastie Boys, Bad Religion, NOFX, Pennywise, Dropkick Murphys, Rise Against, The Bloodhound Gang, Rage Against The Machine, Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica, Rush, Social Distortion, Tesla, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Sublime, Kid Rock, Cheap Trick, Journey, Cypress Hill, Van Halen, Kottonmouth Kings, Run D.M.C.,The Ramones, The Beatles, ELVIS, way too many to name...

Movies:

The Godfather, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Half Baked, The Dirty Dozen, Grandma's Boy, The Water Boy, Airplane!, The Big Lebowski, Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy, A Beautiful Mind, Reservoir Dogs, Back to School, Scary Movie 2, Any Mel Brooks film, Friday, Easy Money, Ace Ventura, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Papillon, Super Troopers, The Poseidon Adventure (1972), Apocalypse Now, Three Amigos, Caddyshack ...

Television:

Baseball Tonight, LOST, Heroes, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Dirty Jobs, South Park, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, Mythbusters, Seinfeld and Everybody Loves Raymond and The Drew Carey Show reruns...

Books:

Drew Carey: Dirty Jokes and Beer, America: The Book

My Blog

Office dares

I lifted this from some message board. Enjoy!! ************************************************************ **** Bored at the office? Enrich your workday and damage your career with these great ideas: ...
Posted by chris on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:18:00 PST

Rodney Dangerfield Jokes

Something funny someone sent me today, and I thought I'd share........ With my wife I don't get no respect.  I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'  The waiter jo...
Posted by chris on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:28:00 PST