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About Me

I'm an enigma wrapped in a question wrapped in thigh-high striped socks. I maybe read a little too much for my own good, but that just means I always have new ideas to share.

My Interests

I adore useless knowledge and witty, slightly biting banter. My ideal day would involve blowing awesome bubbles, smoking a bowl and talking about absolutely NOTHING of true import.I also really like sex. Do with that information what you will.

I'd like to meet:

Literate people. Please guys, nothing turns me off more than netspeak.

Music:

I usually leave this part blank, but I've recently been called out on my vagueness. So damnit, I'll try: Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Panic at the Disco, Bowling for Soup, Weatus, Weezer, Alkaline Trio, My Chemical Romance, She Wants Revenge, Interpol, The White Stripes, Tori Amos, Alanis Morrisette, Cake, James Blunt, Motion City Soundtrack, Fall Out Boy, Buddha Velvets, Fleetwood Mac, 10000 Maniacs, The Go-Gos, Joan Jett, Janis Joplin, MC Lars, The Transplants, The Californias, Smashing Pumpkins, Butthole Surfers, Bjork, Poe, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Simon AND Garfunkel, Social Distortion, Garbage, Pennywise, Cowboy Mouth, Sublime, Greenday, Blink 182, Aerosmith, Cracker, Blue October, Pink Floyd, Rockapella, The Dead Milkmen, The International Noise Conspiracy, System of a Down, Powerman 5000, Korn, Goo Goo Dolls, Alien Ant Farm, Sean Mullins, The Killers, Gorillaz, Dashboard Confessionals, Matchbox 20, The Bloodhound Gang, The Strokes, Shakira, Matisyahu, No Doubt, and Andrew Lloyd Weber. That's all for now. I apologize for NOTHING!

Television:

Cartoons, Penn and Teller's Bullshit!, Daily Show

Books:

I will read absolutely anything I am left alone with.

My Blog

Top Ten Overrated Bands

I hate people who will berate a band just because they are popular and mainstream. You know, the ones who'll go, "You like THEM? Wow, that's so uncool--but have you heard The Latest Indie Colleg...
Posted by Whitney on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:53:00 PST

blech

Once when I was in high school, I got stuck walking into the building first thing in the morning in front of this bitch I hated and her friends. The stuff she was talking about was completely in...
Posted by Whitney on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:14:00 PST

jest

Death plays the Jester tonight. Everyone you know will die, and instead of spending their last moments together you will spend most of your life in the presence of people you WISH were dead. And becau...
Posted by Whitney on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 02:52:00 PST

amityamityamityamityamityamityamityamityamity

I was asked a very interesting question the other day: "Whitney, is it fun to be you?" I didn't know how to answer. I think I have fun, and I think that other people have fun around me, but whether or...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:23:00 PST

Shut the fuck up!

I listen. I listen to what people say when they aren't speaking aloud. I hear in this special way that can never be explained or proved. I hear who you are.Deep down, everyone of us is sorrow. We feel...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:19:00 PST