working, traveling, reading fiction and political science, writing, poker, psychology, golf, being gluttonous, mensa, sarcasm (see "About Me"), satire, making fun of fat/ugly/grammatically-challenged people in order to placate my ego, waxing poetic and/or eloquent, modern art, shenanigans, whining, self-deprecation, irony, debauchery, playing fashion police, avocado and cottage cheese with lawry's seasoning salt, hippie-bashing, women in glasses, winetasting, daytrading, sneaking, crying at long-distance phone commercials. in that order.
Other people as shallow as myself. Anyone interested in giving me a cush job. A lovely wife. Please dont bother sending me a friend request from your crappy band - I'm not interested. If you send me a friend request - because your masochistic personality has not turned you off after reading my About Me - it better be accompanied by a message as well. Also, if your favorite TV show is on the WB, if you can't recall the last time you picked up a book, or iF yOu TyPe LiKe ThIs, YoU nEeD nOt ApPlY. Idiot.
bright eyes, radiohead, postal service, the faint, beastie boys, 80's, rilo kiley, the streets, muse, !!!, death cab, DMX crew, wilco, mars volta, her space holiday, the presets, elliot smith, kings of convenience, peaches, anything off the saddlecreek label
zoolander, the princess bride, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, reservoir dogs, the big lebowski, office space, garden state, happy endings, trainspotting, wedding crashers, clerks, the graduate, me,you,and everyone we know, shawshank redemption, royal tenenbaums, secretary, oldboy, buffalo '66,
aquateen hunger force, family guy, jeopardy, the daily show, bullshit!, da ali g show, curb your enthusiasm, the history channel
anything by Tom Robbins ("Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates" - favorite book), Elmore Leonard, Noam Chomsky, H. S. Thompson, James Elroy, Kurt Vonnegut, Robert Ludlum, Evanovich, Sanford, Clancy, Patterson, Hiasson...some cliche favorites include "A Clockwork Orange", "Brave New World", "A Brief History of Time", "Catcher In the Rye"... currently reading "Choke" (I became sick of everyone telling me they just read it, and finally gave in).
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