I check my myspace pretty regularly so feel free to write my about any BS you want.
I'm an aspiring film maker. I'm writing my second screenplay, write me if you want to know about it. I love networking with people in the biz (actors, producers, other directors) and other movie buffs. Oh, and if you feel like pouring an assload of money into producing the first screenplay I wrote you can feel free to contact me about that too.
I drive a civic. I travel a lot on business. I smell good. I recently graduated Seton Hall. I LOVE BAD JOKES! I have heard damn near every joke ever told (feel free to try to stump me.) Politically, I'm a moderate extremist. I stand in the middle and I believe in it! I HATE neo-cons and I HATE hippies but most of all, I HATE the religious right! I'm a closet dork. I love a good debate. I like when girls find me sexy, but I try to play it off like I don't care. I am usually COMPLETELY oblivious to when a woman likes me. I am fiercely loyal. I never really "lose" a friend. I still know, love and speak with nearly every true friend I have ever had. I still miss the ones I lost. I constantly wear Chuck Taylors and hip/ironic t-shirts ('cause I'm original like that). I'm lefty, but for some inexplicable reason I do everything but write and eat with my right. I have a love/hate relationship with comic book movies. I'm really like my job. I loath when people are hung up on their heritage (unless it comes in the form of a clever t shirt you got as a gift - see pics). I realize the irony of a bunch of my friends having that shit on their pages. I think Takeru Kobayashi is the greatest athlete alive. I am a total poser. I am the guy that all the really cool people bitch about. The only sports I like like or at least don't hate are combat sports (mma, boxing, grappling) and competitive eating. I am incredibly cheap with myself, but not with others. I still laugh at the Chuck Norris facts. Besides making a movie or writing, laziness is sort of a theme in my life... You will never in your life meet a such an unbelievably lazy sack of shit as myself. I find great allure in the concept of nihilism even though I reject it as overly romantic horse shit. I think your myspace band sucks. I always think I'm right. I infrequently concede. I love the beach but I don't go often. I hate when women burp and fart in front of me. I have a much longer list of things I like them to do in front of me. I consider myself a stand up guy. I bite my nails. I think Bill Clinton was the greatest president in American history. I don't think I've ever "loved" a pet and I don't understand animal lovers. I'm kind of a homebody. I was electrocuted pretty badly once (almost twice) and I don't recommend it. Whiny men irritate me. Sometimes I think I expect too much of others. I can't stand being cold. I have a few sparse gray hairs on the side of my head that you might not notice at first, but as they grow I'm starting to look like a really sexy Mr. Fantastic. I give great advice. I have a clarity of vision when it comes to the lives of others that I lack when it comes time to deal with my own life. The more inappropriate it is to joke about something the more likely I will joke about it. I love movie theaters with auditorium seating. I have a weakness for cherries, twizzlers and cheese doodles (puffy ones not the twigs). I have never met a pair of tits I didn't like (edit: I must concede that there was this one really weird pair that I could have done without). I like the smell of bleach. I work out regularly. I cook well. My drink is Jack & Coke, Smithwick's, Corona, or good wine. My tastes are eclectic. I'm enamored by beauty wherever it lies. You have no idea how much I DON'T want to listen to your band no matter what my music taste might suggest. I have the filthiest mouth you have ever heard. I am vain to a fault. I wrote it that way on purpose.
