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Brian

Being me is a full time job and I've never missed a day... :)

About Me

.. David Spade looks at his fifteen fake Myspace profiles and talks

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My Interests

Get Your MySpace Codes at MySlyWeb.com Watching little leagers play baseball, watching my son learn his a,b,c's, working out and trying to stay in shape, restoring my Les Paul with vintage hardware, trying to stick a 3 iron from 210 yds to a downhill green, screaming at the Yankees to NEVER put in middle relievers, clearing c-spines and shooting that perfect Y view, Darth Tator (look it up), I do appreciate the sun from time to time, Bloom County, Pointalism, scratchboard and pencil drawing, Larry Elmore paintings, Led Zep bootlegs (everyone should steal as well as they did), Should I list tv?.. Simpsons, Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, South Park, Chapelle's Show, Myth Busters, Rome, old Star Trek episodes, Bullshit, Daily Show, that late night show with Bill Maher, old Howard Stern, Sesame Street, Blue's Clues, back to other interests.... I like sheets with high thread counts and unbelievably comfortable mattresses. I like people who are sharp...and try to better themselves.. I like the things that everybody likes...Oh- and Dane Cook..go check out his site..danecook.com

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me think or laugh and especially both at the same time..... (run-on sentences aren't funny or smart btw)

Music:

I like everything. ...I like old stuff..I like new stuff..I like scarey stuff... as long as it's fresh and new. The list of stuff I don't like is overwhelming, but I can say that I couldn't so any better. I like.. Quarashi, Mindless Self Indulgence, Velvet Revolver, James Brown, Lenny Kravitz, Beastie Boys, Nirvana, Beatles, Chuck Berry, Kula Shaker, Radiohead, Presidents, Portishead, STP (zep light), U2 (All that you can't leave behind), Scotty Moore, White Zombie, some Hendrix, , Bush, none of the new "rebelious punk" pop bands, old Gun's, Alot of early 80's pop hits... I play guitar so I tend to lean in that direction... music is emotion to me so whatever makes me feel is good..This list will be updated soon lol

Movies:

Look at my age and guess... Star Wars, ET, Goonies, Raiders, I remember my first movie was Escape from Witch Mountain... (I was so in love with that girl.. I was 8 I think) I tend to go for goofy movies...Anything with Kevin Smith, Cheesy American Pie movies, You have to get that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog dvd...makes me snort milk out my nose.. Dave Attell dvds are great, Donnie Darko was ok..but I liked The Day After Tomorrow better...Requiem for a Dream....High Fidelity...Better off Dead...Shawshank Redemption..Kill Bill(s)...Fight Club...Mr & Mrs Smith...Wedding Crashers...The 40 Yr Old Virgin...I got sucked into The Lord of the Rings at first but it petered out...Why do I own Eurotrip unrated? I did like the look of Underworld...Needless to say, I haven't been to the movies since Spiderman 2....Oh wait- I did see Tim Burton's "Corpse Bride" with my 8 yr old "step daughter" recently...she was frightened.. but liked it...

Television:

It's always on but hardly seen... Scrubs, Nip/Tuck, Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Chapelle's Show, Entourage (Great Show), Larry David's new show, Rome, Adam Corrolla's Project (or whatever thats called), Fit TV, Insomniac (when its on), Conan O'Brien, Howard Stern, ...daytime stuff is horrible..I feel like my tv is my radio with tons of bad programming.. it's on but I hardly listen... MTV Human Giant: Rob’s Vagina - Leak

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Books:

God, I dont read like I should...High Fidelity, the last book I read was The Fermata.. I think... or maybe Hammer of the Gods... either way, it's pathetic..

Heroes:

LOL...hmmm throws Tesla in there cause he knew, (and it seems to be popular)...Neil Armstrong I guess... cause its the 60's and your gonna step out trusting that technology?...Heroes?.. probably my Dad.. he had a rough life... and he did ok with me... I don't know... Lough Gehrig was pretty good..no Jets, no Spas, just hard time on a train... Oh- and it only took a disease named after him to bring him down....I don't look up to many people so this is a tough one

My Blog

I think I need a new life....

Been doing a lot of thinking lately and I'm not sure if I'm completely happy with my life right now. I'm ok with me but I'm thinking of other things. My job/shift... lots of issues there. Where I live...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:31:00 PST

2006

It's that time of year again and once again I'm ready to move on. 2006 was FULL of ups and downs. Some of the worst times of my life as my son's mother and I parted ways and some of the best times of ...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:05:00 PST

Death...

Today was brutal... I love my job, dont get me wrong... but OMG today was tough!! Every now and then someone comes in to the ER who shouldnt be there.. someone nice ...someone friendly... usually its ...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

Loved ones

Life is too short. I don't take a time out every day like I should and realize we are all going to be gone in 50 years or so. Even if the people you love haven't passed, they might not be able to be w...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:17:00 PST

New

New to this so bare with me... Sometimes I wish I was asexual...I jump headfirst into life and try to figure things out after.. usually that means trying to pick up the pieces... Sometimes trying to h...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 08:33:00 PST