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About Me

I just want everyone to know that I am
I'm 22, play guitar, bass, drums, vocals, kazoo, and ass-bongos. I'm an audio engineer headed off to LA once I can save up enough money to live there. I went to the Conservatory of Recording Arts & Sciences in 2005 where my head was metaphorically blown off. Ever since I've just been indulging myself in the geeky realm of pro audio and trying to find a cute girl with an IQ above pudding.
I enjoy anime and virtuoso guitar. I listen to a VERY wide variety of things, from ambient to Tom Jones, to Breaking Benjamin to Bumblefoot, Earth Wind & Fire... I could go on and on. Moral of the story is, I'm a nerd.
Check me out! I'm legit!
In fact I recently completed work on the debut album for We Are They . You should check out their website or their Official WAT MySpace page. You can grab a copy for $10 and rock out.
About Me Personality Quiz


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What is your name? Russ-Dizzle
How old are you? 22
When is your Birthday? October 16th, 1984
What is your zodiac sign? Libra (like that has something to do with anything?)
Where were you born? Port Jefferson Station, NY
Where do you live now? Mesa, AZ
What color eyes do you have? Grey/Blue
What color hair do you have? Black (with a few stylish greys)
How tall are you? 5'10"
How much do you weigh? (Be Honest Ladies) 275
What is your race? Tractor Pull
What is your worst fear? Doing nothing with my life.
Do you smoke? FUCK NO!
Do you drink? At social gatherings, but not to get drunk.
Do you cuss? Read my other answers, fuck-tard.
Do you use drugs? Hell no!
Have you ever or will you ever steal? I HAVE, when I was a retarded kid.
Are you dependable and/or trustworthy? Trustworthy and Dependable, yes. Punctual? No.
Do you play in a band or play an instrument? HELL YEAH! I rock so hard that my music went back in time, had sex with your mom and conieved YOU!
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? Left brow.
If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be? John Wayne Gacy. Last words before lethal injection: "Kiss my ass."
Do you suffer from depression disorder? Bipolar? Clinical? Type 1? Type 2? Sheesh! Be specific! ... no.
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be? Very very quickly and many many decades from now.
Have you ever tried to commit suicide? Nope.
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else? Only on request.
What subculture do you belong too? I don't really identify with a sub-culture. Audio-geeks?
Are you evil? More than any of you know.
Do you believe that you can be possesed? WTF? Of course not.
Are you a paranoid person? Only when I've done something I shouldn't have (and I'm not referring to drugs).
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else? Nope.
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive? Obsessive about music. Does that count?
Are you a violent person? Nope. I'd rather think about it and come up with a solution to the problem.
Do you take your anger out on other people? Why the hell would I do something senseless like that?
Do you blame other people for your mistakes? No, my mistakes are my own. Nobody is perfect and I'll always take comfort in the fact that I'm not the worst fuck up of all time.
What is your favorite game? Super Smash Bros. Melee
What is your favorite movie? Hrm... Cannibal! The Musical and Shawshank Redemption are at the top.
Who is your favorite band? Freak Kitchen (just one band?)
What is your favorite song? Eek! Only one song? Erm... A Change of Seasons by Dream Theater
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read? Audio geek stuff, and religious/philisophical writings, as well as the occasional issue of Scientific American and stuff pertaining to astrophysics.
What is your favorite color? Red
What is your favorite food? Sushi
What is your favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Do you own a pari of converse? Nope
Do you own a pair of dickies? Nope
Would you ever kill yourself or someone else? Those are VERY different questions and it depends ENTIRELY on the situation. In any circumstance I plan to encounter in my life, NO to both.
Are you a virgin? Nope
Are you kinky? Well lets just say that no-one has called me vanilla. ;)
Do you like biting? hehehe
Do you masturbate? I'm a 21 year old male! What did you expect?td
Do you watch pornography? On occasion.
Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color? To freak my mom out when I was 13.
Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way? Like with the bones of a baby? WTF is this supposed to mean?
Are you hyper active person? Only when I get audio-ranting.
Are you religious? Not at all.
Do you have any self inflicted scars? Not intentional ones.
Does pain turn you on? haha Wrong side of the coin.
Do you stand for originality and creativity? Yeah. Look it up in the dictionary and my pic is right there.
Do you like meeting new people? No. I'm actually a hermit. I live in a shed with my best friend on whom I got a great deal from the taxidermist.
What do you like most about life? You never know where you'll go.
What do you dislike most about life? You never know where you'll go.
Do you believe in love at first fright? Fright? Whoever wrote this needs a healthy '5 across the eyes'...
Have you ever pierced a body part yourself? Nope
Have you ever had to beg for dinner money? Not from strangers
Do you own a car? I do. The Red Scare, baby!
Have you been to jail, yet? Nope. And I pray that I never do.
Are your clothes held together with safety pins? What, like one of those "adult babies" or something?
Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows? Punk rock shows are gay.
Have you ever vomit while making out? No, I can't say that I have.
Have you held a job for less than a day? Nope
Do you own more than two pair of jeans? Yes. 3 that fit me now.
Have you ever had to fuck stuff up for no good reason? This is way too vague...
Have you ever been kicked out of your parents house? Nope
Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude? For standing up for my rights and the respect I deserve as a person, yes.
Does the world piss you off? No. The sick people of the world who can't seem to respect others piss me off.

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My Interests


Music, Music/Audio Production, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Ninjas, Girls With Brains, Audio Engineers, SSL, Neve, API, Digidesign, Kinky Girls With Brains, NOT The White Stripes

I'd like to meet:

Other people who love the technical side of audio, are in the music business, and/or have eclectic tastes in music.
If you'd like to get in touch with me: AIM= satch55, Yahoo!= guitarboy777
I've already met Mattias, but only briefly. Here he is talking about gear. This is why we love him...

Music:


Bumblefoot,

Freak Kitchen,

Mattias "IA" Eklundh,

Steve Vai, Peppino D'Agostino, Paco DeLucia, Al DiMeola, Breaking Benjamin, The Killers, Devin Townsend, Sir Millard Mulch, Dave Martone, Funkadelic, Buckethead, Les Claypool, Earth Wind & Fire,

Mr. Big w/Richie Kotzen

Mr. Big w/Paul Gilbert

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption, Grandma's Boy, Super Troopers, Cannibal! The Musical, Donnie Darko, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Television:

I never get to watch it, but if I could only pick TV shows to watch for the rest of my life... I'd have to say Family Guy, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, South Park, The Daily Show, Bullshit and Futorama.

Books:

The Demon Haunted World: Science As A Candle In The Dark, The Science of Good And Evil

Heroes:

My parents, Steve Vai, Neil Citron, Bumblefoot, Dave Martone, Madeleine Albright, Ghandi, Ron Jeremy

My Blog

Understanding

Sometimes I feel like nobody understands me. Like my friends, I know they care, but if you asked them what was going on in my head, they wouldn't have a clue. Maybe I'm wrong. But that's what it see...
Posted by Are you afraid of the Tark?! on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:04:00 PST

New house

Well we finally found a place. This house is fucking AWESOME!!!We're still getting everything settled to move in, but it's officially ours. I ported over the utilities into my name, the lease has be...
Posted by Are you afraid of the Tark?! on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:23:00 PST

Alive

Believe it or not, I am alive.  Tired, but alive. Moved in with Homeless Mark; we're writing new material.  I've also started recording some of my new stuff.  Hopefully I'll have some t...
Posted by Are you afraid of the Tark?! on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:46:00 PST

Crazy couple 'o weeks.

The past few weeks have been crazy-go-nuts busy.  Between all the time and efforts I was donating to We Are They (who rocked ass at the Real Bar, by the way so catch them there again Tuesday nigh...
Posted by Are you afraid of the Tark?! on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:03:00 PST

Worst mistake ever. *warning: horribly emo sounding blog*

This was officially the worst mistake ever. I regret ever letting that bitch convince me there would be any benefit to this. I'd have been better off not being able to afford gas and selling a guita...
Posted by Are you afraid of the Tark?! on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:40:00 PST

Stab.me.in.the.brain!

Dear God this is awful.  I just have to keep reminding myself that it's only for 9.5 weeks.  Yesterday was moving day, and holy shitballs, I'm already at a boiling point. Yesterday I wa...
Posted by Are you afraid of the Tark?! on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:30:00 PST

Writings on faith and God.

As some of you may or may not know, I am not into God at all. Don't get me wrong, I think faith can be a beautiful thing and I think it drives many people to success and goodness. I also think it's ...
Posted by Are you afraid of the Tark?! on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:33:00 PST

Camera whores and fake profiles

I am so sick of this. It's fucking disgusting.Somebody sets up a bot to create MySpace profiles and add as many males as possible. They all have the same blurb and usually the same background. They...
Posted by Are you afraid of the Tark?! on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:38:00 PST

New job!

Life has been fuckin' crazy.  Crazy I tell you! The company I'm working for now is really great.  Honestly, the benefits are out of this world.  I think I'm gonna be sticking around wit...
Posted by Are you afraid of the Tark?! on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 03:25:00 PST

Recording We Are They

Work has been going well on the upcoming album from We Are They.It's gonna rock a lot. I have thrown together a few rough mixes; we're not even done with the recording, Thomás still needs to lay down...
Posted by Are you afraid of the Tark?! on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 07:50:00 PST