captain obvious profiles

Age:
103 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Australia
Status:
Single
rennabay

Bren-Bren

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAINT PAUL, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Captain Obvious

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Body builder

ricky

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
OMAHA, NEBRASKA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
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Rae Of Light I'd Pay Attention If I Thought It Was Worth The Time

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MADONNA, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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Dalana DBM

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
DOWNEY, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Aaron ¿Mis pantalones se arden? ¡Mierda!

Age:
97 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Berkeley, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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unidextrous

christian

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Covina, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
hippieshatedeathmetal

AMANDER♥ OH HAI

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Bernardino, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

r!ce cracker

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
if i told u id have to kill u, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Body:
Body builder
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eyes_all_aglo

either-OR

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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shkibr

Steve'o

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brisbane, Queensland
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Friends

That One Girl Catch me now, before I blink my eyes.

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
RIVERSIDE, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Andrew

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
amy2091

♥Amy♥ I'm Bored!!!

Age:
16 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
U-Town, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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elihgroh

ELIH

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Grand Junction, Colorado
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

H♦LLY I Became Insane with Long Intervals of Horrible Sanity. E.A. Poe

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
The Beach, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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sonfps

Rob

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bristol, CONNECTICUT
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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nothinhere07

Ben -ha meen- Hooray for Llama Style!!

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Alabaster, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average

Little Ms. Sunshine... Did you know Plastics are recyclable???

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
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ballan ous3edtom awkatan

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Beirut,
Country:
Lebanon
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage

catea

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
hermanus / bloemfontein
Country:
South Africa
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
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ej0

ej0

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
san diego, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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rexadventure

REX ADVENTURE! I am in love with the world, and life, and people...No, seriously...I really am.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ATLANTA, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

MidSizeCrisis if only you knew...

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Everett, Washington
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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oliviaordie

Captain Obvious

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
lebanon (near st. louis), Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends

Captain Obvious My penis is soo big, When I get an erection, I get light headed because all the blood rushes to it.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Beverly Hills, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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Vinnie Fraz Francis COMING SOON: TheWordSalad.Net

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
"ThE LaKe", BILLERICA, , MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
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Deryk is an A.S.S.[LS Team/T13C] It's not the years in life. It's the life in the years.

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Winchestertonfeildville, UTAH
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends
michaelkazlo

Captain Obvious I'm gaging and vomiting at the same time. I'm gavomiting!- SCRUBS

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Glens Falls, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Mike Michael Preston Federline Barbieri

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Murfreesboro, TENNESSEE
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
glitterkills

April

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Dallas, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
shadesofsarcasm

Captain Obvious, The Masticating Megalomaniac Don't hate me for who I am, Hate the voices in my head for calling you a nappy-headed ho!

Age:
80 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Under Your Bed, Poking You With A Stick, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
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_da_shorty03_

Captain Obvious .........tHe wOrld drOwns Me Out.........

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
parma, Ohio
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends
mufasakitty

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS Let us torture the captives by eating the cake in front of them!

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Alaska
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Captain Obvious

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Huntington Station, New York, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
captaintiedown

Captain Obvious Plotting to rule the world one day at a time.

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Tucson, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

...But no prints can come from fingers, if machines become our hands...

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MARION, Indiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Kristen

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Louisville, Kentucky
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Slim / Slender

Plastic

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
London,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
Other
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
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Chris Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines..

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
METUCHEN, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!! I LOVE, LJCA 2006 IT WAS GREAT!

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BATTLE CREEK, MICHIGAN
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
johnsbakery

Johnny B

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bendigo, Victoria
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

O Raposo (aka Foxman) Undergoing an emergency evacuation to regression.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Montemor-upon-Mondego, Coimbra
Country:
Portugal
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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SuicidalParrot, Notary Public Blue pigs get the kick!!

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
IOWA PARK, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends
1sheyn

sheyn that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Heaven, Nebraska
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS™ fuck off!

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
captainxavierobvious

Captain Obvious WOOOOOOOSH!!!!

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Anytown, USA, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
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drewthemackdizzle

Drew

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
auburn, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
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meltedholga

jenna so it goes

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MAINE
Country:
United States
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends