I like goofing off on my computer, going to the movies, and out to eat. I like going to the mall and walking around, but I don't have to buy anything. I am perfectly content with window-shopping. I like going to the pool, and the beach, if there's one near by. I also like riding on the back of motorcycles. I love animals, cats and dogs mainly, but cats are my fav, and I hope to take up horse-back-riding-lessons soon!!!
I'd like to meet:
Nicholas Sparks & Dan Brown...
Music:
I like pretty much anything and everything, but here lately I have been enjoying Blues, Jazz, and Country the most...Fergie Big Girls Don't Cry Lyrics
Da Da Da Da
The smell of your skin lingers on me, now
You're probably on your flight back to your hometown
I need some shelter of my own protection baby
Be with myself in center, clarity, peace, serenityI hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We got some straightening out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses that blanket
But I've gotta get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, Don't cry, Don't cryThe path that I'm walking, I must go alone
I must take the baby steps till I'm full grown, full grown
Fairy tales don't always have a happy ending, do they?
And I forsee the dark ahead if I stayI hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We got some straightening out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses that blanket
[Big Girls Don't Cry lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]But I've gotta get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cryLike a little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and UNO cards
I'll be your best friend
And you'll be mine, valentine
Yes you can hold my hand if you want to
'cause I wanna hold yours too
We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds
But it's time for me to go home
It's getting late, dark outside
I need to be with myself in center, clarity, peace, serenity yeahI hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We got some straightening out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've gotta get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry, Don't cry, Don't cry
da da da da da da
Movies:
I love Marilyn Monroe movies...Moulin Rouge...Chicago...SHORTBUS...CandyTENACIOUS D IN THE PICK OF DESTINY...Grandma's Boy
Books:
- -REFRESHINGLY HONEST CATALOG DESCRIPTIONS. - -Athens Occasional Table
$249.00Sharp and chic with a solid crafted base and bold
clean lines.
Available in both a birch and an ash veneer, this
table is equally at
home under simple magazines or your finest objet
d'art. What is an
occasional table anyway?, you might wonder. Isn't
being a table
pretty much a full-time job? Tables need breaks
now? They get
vacations? On those occasions when a table is not
a table, is it
drinking somewhere and dialing the phone numbers
of ex-girlfriends
who married lawyers and listening to them breathe
before getting
stoned and staring at old calendars while trying
to pinpoint the
exact day that its life turned to total shit?
Because if so, sign me
up. I can hold an objet d'art occasionally.Mortise-and-tenon joinery. Lower display shelf.
Made in Canada.------------------------------Bayside Sleeper
$5,599.00Life in the balance: home and work, utility and
style, form and
function. That's the strength of this microsuede
wonder with deep
cushions and a relaxed attitude. It's the perfect
spot to unwind
after a long day of writing catalog copy about
furniture and trinkets
that you probably can't afford. Pull out the
sleeper bed and the in-
laws will have a comfy place to crash next time
they're in town,
assuming they stop pointing out that your
apartment is too small to
have a guest room long enough to get any sleep
in. Park it in front
of a big-screen HDTV and you'll forget all about
the nagging dreams
and ambitions that might haunt you on lesser
seating and be filled
with a harmonious numbness we call "balance." Can
a sofa really do
all that? It's almost six grand. It damn well
better do something.Coil-and-air mattress. Kiln-dried frame. Matching
throw pillows
included.-------------------------------------------Kleiner Table Lamp
$199.00Marbled glass with beveled edges combined with a
white translucent
shade to offer soft illumination to your darkest
places. Well, not
your darkest places. That would take one of those
lights like they
have in the top of the Luxor—you know, one of
those lights that can
be seen from space. And you'd probably want to
have, like, a whole
team of psychiatrists and possibly law
enforcement on hand because,
seriously, who knows what's buried down there.
Remember when your
cousin peed on you in front of Sally Metzger in,
like, third grade?
Thought about that lately? Wanna shine some light
over in that area
and see what's doin'? Maybe it's best to just
make do with a minimal
amount of illumination—soft light, as they say.
Use it to read a self-
help book or two.Poly-cotton shade. Clear cord. Three-way switch.-------------------------------------------------Prof
essional 600 Stand Mixer
$499.00Commercial-grade power and style for the home.
Don't let the elegant
pearl metallic finish fool you: this monster is
ready to work. Twenty-
four-cup-capacity mixing bowl means you can knead
dough for eight
loaves of bread at once! Eighteen speeds allow
you to do everything
from whip to stir. Of course, we both know that
you don't know how to
cook anything that doesn't come out of the
freezer and go into the
microwave, that you'll just park this little
number on the counter,
where it will collect dust and never live up to
its bread-kneading,
hyper-whipping potential. No, if you want fresh
bread, you eat out.
Honestly, if you turned this on, you'd probably
lose a finger. But
you've still got to have it, because without it
no one would be able
to look at your counter and whisper to their
friends, "Holy shit,
that's one of those $500 mixers." Screw making
bread. With this, you
don't even have to plug it in, and your friends
will be too sick with
envy to eat anything anyway. Bunch of anorexic
morons.All-steel construction. Direct drive gears and
transmission. Six-
hundred-watt motor.
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Spiral Carved Bowl
$89.95Freeform lines and top-notch craftsmanship
combine to bring you this
hypnotizing item that will not only fill that
empty space on the
table but the one in your life, too. That's
right, you probably
didn't realize how unfulfilled you were until you
saw this catalog
and realized that your problem is not that you
hate your job and are
dissatisfied with your familial situation—it's
just that your shit
doesn't match! You just need a cohesive design
scheme! What you need
is this motherfucking bowl! This bowl is going to
love you like your
parents couldn't, like your wife no longer does,
and like those
ungrateful hooligans who sprang from your loins
never will. This bowl
doesn't want anything from you except $90, and in
return it will sit
on your table and it will tell people that you
are not a failure who
spends weekends watching E! True Hollywood Story
and drinking wine
from a Gatorade bottle. It will say that you have
a worldly appeal
and an international pedigree! It will scream
that you are
sophisticated and wise! It will lie for you, and
it will never stop,
and probably that will go a long way toward
making you whole again.
Isn't that worth 90 measly dollars, you cheap
bastard?Hand wash. Black stain. Food-safe.
Heroes:
Captain Obvious...
