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Captain Obvious

Plotting to rule the world one day at a time.

About Me

I'm a simple chap that most wouldn't call simple. I like to go out and I like to stay in. I like to drive and I like to ride. I like to mountan bike and I like peanut butter. I'm one of those people that knows almost every reference to every movie or TV show most people have ever seen. I used to be able to solve a rubix cube. I was born and raised in alaska so I'm a natural born hunter and gatherer. I love to camp and forrage for food. I don't need an excuse to bust out the flannel and start chopping wood and gutting fish. I have a perticular eye for detail and notice everything around me. I have family all over the States even alaska and don't get to spend enough time with them. So when I do I try to make the most of it. Sometimes I like to live on the edge. It reminds me there are limits and breaking them means consequences. So I have fun within the rules. I like the heat in arizona and the snow in alaska. Even though I'm a wuss now and freeze my ass of when I go back.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

In no specific order: Jack Black, Jay Mohr(my twin), Arnold the Governator, O sensei Morehi Ueshiba, Quentin Tarrantino, Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock, Alf, Homer Simpson, Salma Hayek, Tommy Lee Jones, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Michael Schumacher, David Hasselhoff, Kang and Kodos, Underdog, Hulk Hogans daughter, Crocodile Dundee, Batman, and last but not least Carrot top.Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 80% Superman 75% Spider-Man 70% Hulk 70% Catwoman 70% Iron Man 70% The Flash 65% Supergirl 53% Batman 50% Robin 48% Wonder Woman 43% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Music:

I dig on anything good. I like classic rock, new rock and that weird LSD enhanced folk rock. Although I still can't dance as most white people know, I'm forced to bob my head to the beat whenever listening to any good Rap, R&B, or Dance jam. Never get tired of listening to other peoples music especially if it's something I would not associate with what I think a certain person would listen too. Like my grandma telling me that nice boy eminem has alot of pretty music in his songs.

Movies:

I'm a big movie buff. Even took a Cinema Art class in high school. Who knew crappy silent 20's nazi propagana movies could be so entertaining? I like martial arts and sci-fi movies the most because they involve the most imagination. In my extensive collection I'd say a couple stand out such as The Last Samurai, and Braveheart. However I tend to watch whatever I hear a song from most often as if it triggers one of those music memories. So many times have I been sucked into watching Pulp Fiction and Officespace that way.

Television:

24, Nip/Tuck, South Park, Chapelles Show, Pinks, House, Heroes, Family guy.

Books:

Last book read: Harry potter and the order of the phoenix, per Vi's request. I like to read anything good. Books of movies are always better than the movie. Like the Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry potter.

Heroes:


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My Blog

Happy Easter, Glad I'm not a Rabbit!

Easter's tough for bunnies in New Zealand 400 shooters converge for the 15th Great Easter Bunny Hunt Updated: 8:08 a.m. ET April 11, 2006 WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Message to the Easter Bunny: You'r...
Posted by Captain Obvious on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:58:00 PST

125, I love movies. I could add alot more

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 70 movies you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 188 movies on this list. Put your score in header and repost!Movies!( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show( ) Gre...
Posted by Captain Obvious on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:56:00 PST