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Captain Obvious

I am here for Friends

About Me

she does it with a wink ....can't wait to wake up tomorrow and find out what i did today

My Interests

bleeding, drinking,fighting,fucking,lying,cheating,stealing, rock.. rock, rock, rock, dyed hair, fake hair... hair, hair, hair, false eyelashes, excesive makeup(definitly eyeliner)... makeup, makeup, makeup, tattoos, piercings(in moderation meaning myself not others..do what you want), bondage photography, bondage modeling(i want to do some more) .., clubs, DIVE BARS, SLEEPING

I'd like to meet:

i've rewritin this thing so many times i don't know what to say to sound clever or hot nor do i care anymore..hmmm can't spell forget the spacebar all the time ..so i must proofread..but when i do that it all sounds so stupid in my head..and i just actully looked at my profile today for the first time in ever...eventhough i check my messages(doesn't mean i'll write back...how about you leave your messages open ended so i'll have something to say) and everything in my profie is outdated and silly..but you can't expect me to keep up when i'm one of the few people in this hemisphere without a computer.so iguess my rant is over and if you're down to earth, like going to shows and having a good time i would like to meet you!!

Music:

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Books:

i've been reading alot of palahniuk lately

Heroes:

my beautiful sisterkaren o

My Blog

poster boy

so i've been single for 5 months..this is wierd and lonely i haven't been without a boyfriend for this long of a period in years..i know i need to stay single because i get my feelings broken or i'm a...
Posted by Captain Obvious on Sat, 17 May 2008 07:19:00 PST

this shit is lame

i haven't writen in this blog in 4 fucking years...i hate writing ...so i'm stuck in illnois ..i'm bored i'm supposed to start school soon but who knows if that is true..i'm sick and tired of this shi...
Posted by Captain Obvious on Fri, 09 May 2008 03:47:00 PST

make me a queen bitches

ok so i'm going to and shit i might as well enter right??? so i am .......so....everyone better come and you better fucking vote for me...
Posted by Captain Obvious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

am i a boring douche bag????!?!?!?yes

i lost a friend today apparently ....it was 169 now it's 168...i don't know who it was so i guess they weren't that important ...i guess i didn't shower them with comments.... i moved and i don't have...
Posted by Captain Obvious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hallllllloooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

ok so i can't wait for halloween eventhough i don't have a costume yet ... i really need to go get one tomorrow or thursday....i think i'm going to the church b/c i haven't heard of anything better ye...
Posted by Captain Obvious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

quickiemart blowjobs

kittylitter11608 : pedro says i only have 12 more blowjobs to go to get the picture b_gizzle2002: lol b_gizzle2002: LMAO kittylitter11608 : hahaha b_gizzle2002: u better get crackin! kittylitter1...
Posted by Captain Obvious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WhAt...nobody reads this crap

ok no.. i love you all except...page,jaysin,and bobby... you guys are dumb... i'm this close to deleting you...oh yeah and matt... if he didn't have a kegerator..and april but she would hire jay to ki...
Posted by Captain Obvious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate you all

fuck all of you.. you're all dumb bitches...fuck this shit.. i'm out!!! ugh
Posted by Captain Obvious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

profile plastic surgery

yeah so i pimped out my profile... hope you like it!!! if you dont fuck off and go home!!! i dont need your shit!!!! jeez!!!.. dumb cunt....
Posted by Captain Obvious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my anti-drug

What is your Anti-Drug? lol...yeah, but i still do drugs...
Posted by Captain Obvious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST