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dont hassel the hoff

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I love making fun of the gay vulture. he is a silly little shit goose. drinkin beer and flirting with girls is a must, and ohhhh yea, did i mention put it in da butt click here to hit me up on AIM before AFTER

My Interests

every time i cough she comes and dusts my balls off... ohhh yea i am interested in looking for people to kick some emo ass! lets give them a reason to bitch,complain, and cry!

I'd like to meet:

any1 who smokes crack outa a can in a van down by the river on a diet of government cheese.. oh yea the female gremelon, shes hot! my future wife my followers
Old school punk! You just say what you have to say
regardless of what everyone else thinks!
You're one of my most favourite types of
music... You're raw and uncut! You're
surrounded by hype...just don't let it make
you go insane...

What genre of rock are you?
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Music:

if there was a god it would be music. mix some DJ Assault with ESHAM and a little taste of HIM, let us not forget Wesley Willis!

Movies:

yea i have made a few. but then again my life is a mix between a movie of the week and a cheep porno. stoops! i love any movies with serenity or jenna jameston in it. and i love quinton terintino movies also. oliver stone is da bomb, and how the fuck can u forgett about the evil dead and army of darkness? and any of the crusty deamons of dirt videos, they r bombdiggity.

Television:

i got to give a shout out to my boy and yours sponge bob! hellz yea and some schit. if patric from sponge bob was on seinfeld there would be world pece. and anything on PBS....cuz im a broke ass that dosent have cable. shit when u got 5 channels u arnt very picky!

Books:

books? arnt thows them things that have words but no sound? booring no thanx.

Heroes:

dude did u just call me a go bear u r a gay were?. TEXTthe life of a crack whore

My Blog

life is

we all are on this big rotateing ball filling our lives with drugs,liquor,sex and sweat. with all this concern for all of lifes little bonuses who are we really? mindless bodies floating threw the exi...
Posted by dont hassel the hoff on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:25:00 PST

womens suffrage

womens equality is not a partal deal. it is eithure all or none.1.)we put up the toilet seat you females put it down.2.)we busto in your mouth, you swallow.3.)females can also ask a guy on a date4.)a ...
Posted by dont hassel the hoff on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:30:00 PST

what to be thankfull on thanxsgiving

1.) king mouse hasent stolen the cool from everyone 2.) Liquor was invented so fat and ugly people can get laid 3.) The hookers on 13th street are still just 20$ 4.) We have a holiday that celebrat...
Posted by dont hassel the hoff on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:33:00 PST

what do u do on tuesday nights?

id rather stick broomsticks up my ass wile watching golden girls lisiting to a mixture of john tesh and david haselholf thinking of big bird ramming snuffy in the ass with a fire extuingusher shaped d...
Posted by dont hassel the hoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bobbyisms

i have been masterbating feverishly watching golden girls wile playing with my own shit thinking of grimmis tea bagging the hamburgler while ronald mcdonald drinks emu piss from a baby skull
Posted by dont hassel the hoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

join me now

in the life of antiquites there is only 1 thing that is for sure. that is that king mouse will consume us all in the meaningless life style we all live. when the skinners and the weres penetrate the i...
Posted by dont hassel the hoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

payback?

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Posted by dont hassel the hoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the night b-4 the clinic

there is this bitch she talkes her shit, we call her camel toe cuz her pants dont fit. She has greasy hair and a big fat ass, but her pussy stank of raw sea bass. Up from the bed i did spring, ...
Posted by dont hassel the hoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

party!

i am having my birthday party at my house! it is on july 4th! so hit me up!
Posted by dont hassel the hoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poetry

hear the wind blow whoosh woosh hear the bird sing churp churp listen to the stream flow babble babble a crow flys by kaw kaw fin
Posted by dont hassel the hoff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST