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About Me

MySpace: If you don't have anything witty to say, don't say anything at all.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cap'n Crunch, Captain Kangaroo, Captain Hook, Captain Morgan, Captain, but not Tennille, Cap'N O.G, Readmore, Captain Corelli and his Mandolin, Captain Ahab, Captain Obvious, Sky Captain, Captain Stabbin, Captain Planet and you, Captain.

Music:

Tony Bennett, Iron Maiden, Hall & Oates(Mainly Oates), Aesop Rock, Johnny Cash, David Byrne, AC/DC, Neil Diamond, Sammy Davis Jr, Roy Orbison, Queen, The Cars, Meat Loaf, Elvis Costello, Hank Williams Sr., Kiss

Movies:

Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, Everyone Says I Love You, Hands on a Hard Body, American Movie, Wet Hot American Summer, Blazing Saddles, 9 1/2 Weeks, The Big Lebowski

Television:

Seinfeld, House, Scrubs, Six Feet Under, Nip/Tuck, Dead Like Me, Family Guy, Letterman, Conan. Leno can burn in hell.

Books:

"Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay," by Michael Chabon, "Series of Unfortunate Events," Lemony Snicket, "Confederacy of Dunces," John Kennedy Toole, "Good Benito," Alan Lightman, "Naked," David Sedaris "Cash" by Johnny Cash, "Middlesex" by Eugenides, "Enders Game" by Orson Scott Card, "A Widow for One Year," Irving, "Still Life with Woodpecker" Tom Robbins, "Survivor" Palahniuk, "Funnymen", Ted Heller

Heroes:

The Pope, Jeff Goldblum, Fred Rogers, Myself, Amerigo Vespucci, Woody Allen, Jim Henson, Michael J. Fox

My Blog

And that has made all the difference....

Suppose they had cast young Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly. It was the plan as Fox was busy with Ties. They made it work though.But if they hadn't, if we went back and burned the almanac for argument's ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:42:00 PST

Being a Dad or something

Will Warren suggested I write about being a Dad. I don't know any more than other Dad's, I suspect, but I guess I could write about how much better I am than them. First off, my Son is per...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 07:05:00 PST

Nothing's quite as swell as fishin'

I need a nap.
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Galaga

I'm a lone gunship and the enemies are plentiful. They attack in formation, often firing upon me relentlessly. I dodge back and forth but my ship lacks the maneuverability to advance or retreat. I'...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pop! There goes my cherry.

That's right, folks. This-a-here's my first Blog. Ever. I feel so, technologically advanced. It's like I'm some kind of Silicon Valley Mastermind! "I'll just set my Parameters!!!" But the fa...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST