Captain Obvious, The Masticating Megalomaniac

About Me

The thing about sarcasm is that only people with the mental capacity to see irony can understand it. Politically correct is an oxymoron because what about politics is correct. In a world where the vocal minoity has supplanted the silent majority, where do the people with ideas go? I often wander the streets at night waiting for the bus of opprotunity to pull up, but all I do is inhale the fumes. The stepping stones of life are often the stones that weigh us down.

My Interests

I like to make fun of people, but only after I completely humiliate myself.You can't laugh at anyone else until you learn to laugh at yourself. I am also into sports, wrestling, women, comedy,and midgets.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people who do not take themselves too seriously. You have to learn to look at the world and just laugh because 90% of the problems are caused by 10% of the people. Other than that, there is no one famous I'd like to meet because the pure geniuses that have inspired us all are no longer with us.

Music:

Anything that rocks and I injure myself in the process. Sarah Silverman is Fu**ing Matt Damon
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Movies:

Anything that would make me laugh. 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Anchorman,Wedding Crashers, Caddyshack, Stripes.

Television:

Family Guy, WWE, Law and Order

Books:

They still have books? My favorite is " Everyone Poops".

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

My Benoit Theory

OK, as many of you know, I have always been a big wrestling fan. My grandma got me hooked when I was 5 years old and have watched it regularly ever since. I know quite a bit about the history and the ...
Posted by Captain Obvious, The Masticating Megalomaniac on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:49:00 PST

Toady......

Today is mine and Nikki's 3 year wedding anniversary. High Five to us. Marriage is what I expected and more. There are good days and bad days, highs and lows. The thing no one tells you about is that ...
Posted by Captain Obvious, The Masticating Megalomaniac on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:49:00 PST

The best movie ever!!!!

Is of course made by me. ...
Posted by Captain Obvious, The Masticating Megalomaniac on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:16:00 PST

Photo Creations

Here is some of my phot stuff ive made....if anyone needs something, let me know........ All Work Created by this man------------ ...
Posted by Captain Obvious, The Masticating Megalomaniac on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:45:00 PST

12 Days After Christmas

On the first day after Christmas,My girlfriend yelled at me" your father hit on me." On the second day after Christmas,my girlfriend yelled at me"this shirt doesn't fit"and " your father hi...
Posted by Captain Obvious, The Masticating Megalomaniac on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:15:00 PST

Random Acts Of Exhaustion

I am so freaking tired. Since I got back from Colorado, I've had 6 hours of sleep in 3 days. And instead of sleeping, I'm blogging. And they said I was the smart one in my family. Well, I added some p...
Posted by Captain Obvious, The Masticating Megalomaniac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Popping My Blog Cherry

Oh the irony of being in Searcy, Arkansas. 15 minutes from where i went to high school. Now I see why I screwed up my life out here. If I saw any more white trash, I'd swear I was at a Skynard concert...
Posted by Captain Obvious, The Masticating Megalomaniac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST