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About Me

I'm some ej0 named Carl. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Like I said, the name's Carl and I think I am a cool guy.

My Interests

Being an ej0, and yet at the same time trying not to be ej0. If you know whats up, its not a conundrum.

I'd like to meet:

My sanity. I'd like to meet God. Oh yeah... I'd like to meet that "someone." WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?

And you, too. ...But you gotta be awesome, and by awesome I mean "not lame."

I want to meet other ej0s, as long as they are not ej0.

Music:

Depends on my mood. Basically if I can "feel" it, I probably would like it.

Movies:

Batman Begins, Ong-Bak, The Legend of Drunken Master, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Rocky IV, Half Baked, The Matrix, Shaolin Wooden Monks, other shit i cant remember...

Television:

I don't watch much of it.

Books:

101 series: 101 Wacky Jokes, 101 Bug Jokes, 101 Silly Summertime Jokes, 101 Funny Bunny Jokes, 101 Hopelessly Hilarious Jokes, 101 Wacky Sports Jokes, 101 Super Sports Jokes, 101 Wacky Kid Jokes, 101 Creepy Creature Jokes, 101 Back-to-School Jokes, 101 Holiday Jokes, 101 Pet Jokes, 101 Valentine Jokes, 101 School Jokes, 101 Wacky Camping Jokes, 101 Fast Food Funny Jokes, 101 Dinosaur Jokes, 101 Outer Space Jokes, 101 Ghost Jokes, 101 Rock n Roll Jokes, 101 Wacky State Jokes, 101 President Jokes

Heroes:

My Parents, GOD, anyone in the military, Martin Luther King Jr., those who inspire and motivate, "Good Samaritans," Captain Obvious, Peter Griffin, Strong Bad, Stinkoman 20X6, Spacecataz, Man-in-Mirror Man, Maddox.

My Blog

Haiku .34

Best not to gamble. Lady Luck has lied to you; shes really a dude.
Posted by ej0 on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:32:00 PST

Haiku .33

When besieged by strife: Pray fortunes smile upon you, and tempt not the fates.
Posted by ej0 on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:26:00 PST

Haiku 32

A phoenix reborn. The burning Autumn sky sheds, it's ash laden tears.
Posted by ej0 on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:26:00 PST

Haiku .31

Creatures of the night play their quiet song, as if to lament the day.
Posted by ej0 on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:20:00 PST

Haiku .30

Same ol' tendencies, but not as bad as one thinks. Blessing in disguise?
Posted by ej0 on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:07:00 PST

Haiku .29

The impossible? Do not force what cannot be, square peg in the hole.
Posted by ej0 on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:33:00 PST

Haiku .28

Phantoms haunt the mind. A reminder of the past, best long forgotten.
Posted by ej0 on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:27:00 PST

Haiku 27

Is it genesis? Or perhaps a genocide? A genuine joke?
Posted by ej0 on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:29:00 PST

Haiku #26

Big disappointment... To do what's expected, but let everyone down.
Posted by ej0 on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:33:00 PST

Haiku #25

I spend too much time, in a world where war is king. The crusade, it burns!
Posted by ej0 on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:27:00 PST