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Rowan

if only I were this interesting

About Me

i am over six feet and go everywhere i don't get e.nough I am a nice, warm, congenial sort of person, and if you saw me walking in the street you would probably want to take me home with you in a cage where you could keep me safe and sound from the dangers of the modern world and cuddle with me at will. I find letters from God dropt in the street I am an intelligent, unsociable but adaptable person. I would like to dispel any untrue rumors about me. I am not edible. I cannot fly. I cannot use telekinesis. My brain is not large enough to destroy the entire world when unfolded. I did not teach my long-haired guinea pig Chronos to eat everything in sight (that is the nature of the long-haired guinea pig). I am the guardian of gates... the junction of your destruction... the laser lighting the way to your doom... the planner of your obsolecence... the furnace that fires your demise... I am the number you cannot compute. I used to could write. I have more interests than God. I am not a heliotrope. I do not sympathize with bent plants. Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.

My Interests

Dada, snail mail art, postcardX, everything2, anarchism, postmodernism, interactive fiction, comix, critical mass, intentional community, metaphysics, ansi art, cacophony, emulation, reclaim the streets, situationism, detournement, Dzama, accordion, Eat Poop You Cat

I'd like to meet:

open-minded critical thinkers unafraid to play and not unwilling to create

Music:

Frank Zappa, Django Reinhardt, Spike Jones, Kid Koala, Fantastic Plastic Machine, Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, Talking Heads, Moog Cookbook, EBN, John Zorn, Matmos, Peaches, Melt-Banana, u-Ziq, Raymond Scott, Philip Glass, Veda Hille, Peter Gabriel

Movies:

the Saragossa Manuscript, Babe: Pig in the City, Koyaanisqatsi, the Pillow Book, Can Dialectics Break Bricks?, They Live, Falling Down, Bulworth, Bent, Being John Malkovich, Happiness, the Iron Giant, City of Lost Children, Zardoz, Decameron, eXistenZ

Television:

the panopticon! ..

Books:

Maakies, If On A Winter's Night A Traveler, Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath, Alligator Pie, Journal of Albion Moonlight, l'Etranger, In Watermelon Sugar, Perfume, Odyssey, Acme Novelty Library, Neverending Story, Master and Margarita, the Policeman's Beard is Half Constructed

My Blog

I am migrating MySpace accounts!

This is a re-post of a bulletin I just sent out, since myspace bulletins are transitory and easy to overlook while blog posts are more permanent and retrievable.---Because showing myself using an acco...
Posted by Rowan on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:19:00 PST