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Ru

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About Me



10 things about me:

* I'm a new mommy! Isak (our first) was born July 20, 2005

* I hate being tickled. I will give you a severe trouncing if you try

* My sense of humor runs dark & disjointed & dirty

* I get terrible migraines, bruise easily, & have an extreme clown phobia

* I’m a geek (but not the chicken biting kind)

* I have the biggest, most comfy bed in Vancouver

* There is a frozen tarantula in my freezer

* I love garlic

* I make a mean daiquiri

* I still can’t flare my nostrils

More on my website...

My Interests

my family * books * writing * music * photography * laughter * coffee * fire * stained glass * dreams * velvet * burlesque * long baths * thunderstorms * erotica * chocolate * affection * orchids * Bettie Page * hipbones * gelato * travel * snorkeling * ink and steel * corsets * vanilla Stoli * the moon * my cat * dirty little secrets *

I'd like to meet:

10 things I would dig about you:

* You make me laugh

* You like to do Stuff: see live bands, watch weird movies, talk over strong coffee, down pints at a Mexican midget pudding wrestling match…

* You can introduce me to obscure music, movies or books I’ve never encountered

* Boredom & Bitterness aren’t your friends

* You could spend hours at La Casa Gelato sampling strange & wondrous flavors

* You can pry my head open wider

* You have swanky shower curtains

* You look forward to dressing up for Halloween. Or just for the hell of it

* My cat likes you

Music:

16 Horsepower * Blondie * Bowie * Johnny Cash * Nick Cave * The Clash * Patsy Cline * the Cramps * The Cure * Detroit Cobras * Dinosaur jr * Elvis * The Fall * Gavin Friday * PJ Harvey * Billie Holiday * Iggy Pop * Legendary Pink Dots * Miranda Sex Garden * My Bloody Valentine * The Pogues * Radiohead * The Ramones * Rasputina * Nina Simone * Patti Smith * Social Distortion * Squirrel Nut Zippers * Stray Cats * TRex * Velvet Underground * Violent Femmes * Tom Waits *

Movies:

Wings of Desire * Donnie Darko * The City of Lost Children * Blue Angel * Harold and Maude * Sante Sangre * Man Bites Dog * Amalie * Alice * Dead Man * Frankenhooker * Breakfast at Tiffany's * Ghost World * Kill Bill * The Wedding Singer * Chicago * Down by Law * The Boondock Saints * Memento * Faster Pussycat Kill Kill * Barbarella * Meet the Feebles * Grease * Moulin Rouge * cheesy horror * 80's * Noir * B-flix * Burton * Argento * Svankmajer * Jodorowsky * Deren * Tarantino * Hitchcock * Jeunet/Caro *

Television:

My name is Earl * 6 feet under * Carnivàle * CSI * Law and Order * The Daily Show * Untalkative Bunny * Family Guy * the Muppet Show *

Books:

Iain Banks * Clive Barker * Richard Brautigan * William S. Burroughs * Jim Carroll * Lewis Carroll * Nick Cave * Roald Dahl * Katherine Dunn * Neil Gaiman * Edward Gorey * Brothers Grimm * JT Leroy * Erika Lopez * Anais Nin * Tom Robbins * Arundhati Roy * Dr. Seuss * Neal Stephenson * RE/Search * Juxtapoz * Bust * Found * Vice *

My Blog

Yeaaaaah. Riiiiiight.

Spitting image. Spitting. Suck on my sweeeet sarcasm.Life is good. But it moves quickly. I feel as though I've dropped a thermometer. Everything I'm writing, I'm writing elsewhere, but it's not as tho...
Posted by Ru on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:30:00 PST

The book of Face

Facebook linkRIP Paulie ...
Posted by Ru on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:28:00 PST

Migration

I've migrated again. And these days I don't have time to keep up with all my previous online haunts, so here is where you can find more current goings-on, see pictures, stalk me, whatever&  43Th...
Posted by Ru on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:16:00 PST

Hands Across The Pompadour

Please check Hands Across The Pompadour for show & benefit info, PayPal donations, updates on T.Paul's recovery and more...Hands Across The Pompadour will also be hosting a benefit show  at t...
Posted by Ru on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:04:00 PST

It's a gruel, gruel world

The evening arrived; the boys took their places. The master, in his cook's uniform, stationed himself at the copper; his pauper assistants ranged themselves behind him; the gruel was served out; and a...
Posted by Ru on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:04:00 PST

2006Blog

Somehow my plans to hunker down and write an xmasblog were thwarted by a mysterious lack of spare time. I was hoping to receive some of this elusive Spare Time in my stocking, perhaps in tandem with t...
Posted by Ru on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:30:00 PST

Reheated

December... how did it get to be December? A second ago we were lying in the back yard with sleeveless t-shirts, sipping cider & watching baby raccoons teeter through the grapevines & all of a...
Posted by Ru on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 05:33:00 PST

3 months

Isak is 3 months old today. Time feels different now. Too fast & slow at the same time. I can't believe he's only been here for 3 months, and yet the time has flown by too. Today it was supposed ...
Posted by Ru on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:37:00 PST

My exploding heart

It's been a while. I've been busy as a hummingbird at the honeysuckle parade (Jesuschrist... either I have caught some rare illness that causes me to talk in Dr. Philisms or I need a bit more sleep). ...
Posted by Ru on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:36:00 PST

I'm a mommy!!!

Early Wednesday (the 20th of July) I went into labor. Markus & I headed off to the hospital with contractions 7 min apart, and I was 4cm dilated by the time I got there. Since we already knew he w...
Posted by Ru on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST