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My Blog

Marcella (part one)

This is a long one so I'm breaking it into chunks. But thanks for checking it out.   The afternoon had settled evenly, dropping down in the midst of a gray, cloud-laiden sky and resting upon cres...
Posted by who dat ninja? on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:12:00 PST

frogs

Gwendolynn,Rolling a match over spilled sugar, I popped into waking, in the diner, it was like I wasn't even here. Looked around, everything in place like it ought to be, the old couple plai...
Posted by who dat ninja? on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:57:00 PST

The Non-Adventures Maria Klug

Maria Klug doesn't like her name any more than you do. Jewish Father, mixed White and Senegalese mom. Reads a lot. Prone to losing her train of thought in mid-sentence so she doesn't speak a lot. The ...
Posted by who dat ninja? on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:24:00 PST

Heartless

No, actually if it were really up to me I'd tell you about the meat. The eating-the smart little cracks and pops of the bones of some little thing in your beak. Squirming, all fresh and bleeding. For...
Posted by who dat ninja? on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:59:00 PST

daylight armories for mutant fishwives (or what i wrote on a napkin at a seafood resaurant)

Killed dead-Pretty much. Tossing around stupidly in your head, pool-blue eyeball outlets. Foolish starts and stops. Looking around for bigfoot. We lit a fire, held matches in olivey fingers. It burn...
Posted by who dat ninja? on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST

Let 'im Dangle

Pete Barney thinks he was born in the winter of 1899. But he'd be the first to tell you that he doesn't really know. He's also pretty sure it was in a town outside Belfast. But he couldn't find Belfas...
Posted by who dat ninja? on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:32:00 PST

comforts

Maude Bishop was born at St. Mary's University hospital on the outskirts of Topeka, Kansas in 1936. She was birthed by barehanded man, who wore no facemask and bore no credentials. The hospital was em...
Posted by who dat ninja? on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:20:00 PST

Thud

..Fagazoid... That..s what they..d called him and they were right to. They told Dale when he wore his mom..s necklace to school. It was gold and cool by all accounts but it was also long. So elegant a...
Posted by who dat ninja? on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:23:00 PST

The Cheerleader's Monologue

Fuck off Marina. I know, I know I cost us the title and I know we deserved to win the Cheer-Off. But, please-please listen to me. I wasn't drunk, i've always prided myself on sobriety and celebacy, un...
Posted by who dat ninja? on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:56:00 PST

bloggings

so i'm kinda bored with blogging, i've never felt a lot need to ramble on about my life. "i'm so busy... hate people... work sucks... my boyfriend snooooorrrrre!" so i don't do that. vodka and velcro...
Posted by who dat ninja? on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST