my plant eats children |
its called a pitcher plant. the 'carnivorous plant' marker in the dirt turned me on my heels in safeway to investigate. it has long hollow stalks and the fruit flies thirst lustfully for the sweet nec... Posted by on Sat, 17 Oct 2009 01:34:00 GMT |
the booth the booth the booth is on fire |
the thing about stumptown is, the coffee is good and the atmosphere is cool except the people that work there always give me this attitude like they're cooler than me. i got a seat at the bar and the ... Posted by on Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:20:00 GMT |
chicken fried |
oh, how i fucking love that song. granted, i could prolly do without the obligatory flag-wavin' interlude, but its cute as a button and catchy as herpes. i tell ya, things havent been this bad since i... Posted by on Thu, 17 Sep 2009 22:25:00 GMT |
Space face twit |
I just made my first twit... Tweet? Twat? I'm at work for what feels like the 12th hour and there appears to be no end in sight so I'm amusing myself by socially networking. From my podium. At work, w... Posted by on Sat, 05 Sep 2009 21:44:00 GMT |
spangeing tips |
as i was leaving safeway this morning, i was approached, as i usually am at that particular entrace, by a girl asking for change. her sign said 'begging sucks, compassion doesnt.' which i had to respe... Posted by on Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:57:00 GMT |
i wonder |
if i typed in 'comic strip' into craigslist i might get a bunch of listings for comedian strippers. i hope so. Posted by on Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:12:00 GMT |
wasting my brain power on this |
bearing in mind that you kind of have to suspend reality for vampire books in general, i feel stupid pointing out plot-holes in twilight, but i'm reaching a breaking point and i'm afraid i'm gonna hav... Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 09:49:00 GMT |
call me bobble d. |
how come i dont have a bobblehead?i found a website that will make a personalized bobblehead based on a picture of you, but it doesnt really look like the picture, which i was kind of expecting. usual... Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:17:00 GMT |
2 things |
they started selling kombucha at fred meyer , which makes me want to sing from the rooftops.On a completely unrelated note, I had a dream last night that I had sex with batman. Does that mean somethin... Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:13:00 GMT |
thou shalt not have another [american] idol before me |
my neice is in love with britney spears. i'm not even kidding. she's like a 13-year-old boy in 1998 with this. after watching the "womanizer" video 78 times today, we had to go through and watch every... Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:05:00 GMT |