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EmilyK

If you are lonely when you're alone you are in bad company. - JPS

About Me

www.emilykendy.blogspot.com

My Interests

Satire .

I'd like to meet:

No one. Meeting people reeks of effort.

What I do:

I'm a freelance writer

Music:

Local, local, local and LIVE. In no particular order:
Mr. Plow, The Neo Nasties, Dirty and the Derelicts, Fun 100, Crystal Pistol,
Red Hot Lovers, The Smears, The Beladeans, DOA, The Real McKenzies,
The Vincent Black Shadow, The Flairs, Young and Sexy, Elizabeth, Goatsblood,
Jaded Jinas, S.T.R.E.E.T.S, They Shoot Horses, The Nervous Breakdowns,
Bughouse 5, The Rebel Spell, The Draft, Life Against Death, The Business Associates, Dayglo Abortions, Sugar Coated Killers, The Whiskey Jacks, Cadaver Dogs, Sack Blabbath/Ham Wailin', Hong Kong Blonde, The Joint Chiefs, Hellbent Cuntry, East Side Death Squad, Alcoholic White Trash, The Slickjacks, Rich Hope, The Spitfires, The Manvils, Spread Eagle, The Likely Lads, the Joey Only Outlaw Band, The Skedaddlers, Married to Music, At The Controls Whyte Hott , Parallels , The Smokes ...

Movies:

The Lord of the Rings, the extended version including every single extra. Got me through a tough bout of unemployment.

Television:

Oh boy, I love Teevee! I'll watch it all, except the fuzz. That's my limit.

Books:

Well nothing by that faker JT LeRoy! Actually, since I have all three
FAKE JT LeRoy books I will read them again out of pure curiousity.



Heroes:

Uhhhh....Rosa Parks. And Ari-Up from The Slits.
And George Orwell , a TRUE genius.

My Blog

OOoooo Eeeeeee Oooooo

So on my lunch break from work today I go up to the fifth floor (top floor of the building) to get my laptop looked at by my friend I bumped into who tells me he services Macs on the fifth floor...
Posted by EmilyK on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:29:00 PST

Take this Craigslist!

I recently posted a response to all the "great opportunties" for unpaid writing gigs as advertised on Craigslist. It has since been flagged and deleted. What is this, 1984?!Unpaid Gigs For Writers! To...
Posted by EmilyK on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:07:00 PST

How to make your very own Office Sleep Mask

-First, take a piece of white paper and draw a jumbo figure-eight on it. -Now colour it in, using thick black sharpie.-Cut out black-filled, jumbo figure-eight and flip it horizontal. -Punch a hole on...
Posted by EmilyK on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:48:00 PST

WTF?

I don't know how I went from lying on the couch, smoking a joint and watching Video On Trial, to going to the gym. I'm pretty sure I blacked out through the whole process of leaving the house, enterin...
Posted by EmilyK on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:21:00 PST

Pork n' Beans

From a Show Booker's Point of View Presents: What Bands Can Sometimes Fail To Remember 10) A show booker needs to know details and specifics, typically two things bands aren't so good with: Booker: "W...
Posted by EmilyK on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:38:00 PST

Cogs in Heels

The Office Hallway. It needs a water cooler. Maybe then there would be evidence of life...My friend Andrea and I have created an Office Olympics game to get through the dreary 9-5 world of faxes and ...
Posted by EmilyK on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:45:00 PST

The Seven Heavenly Sins

Sloth. You need to clean your apartment and you're hanging out with friends instead. Some might call this "procrastinating" but when you get around to your housework, if you clean speedier than you wo...
Posted by EmilyK on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST

Who Else Really Likes Myspace?!!!

New Messages. New Messages in red. Like the Red Light District In Amsterdam. I was only a tourist. Swear. New Messages. New Messages in red. Like a stop light that means go-says here, here, over here,...
Posted by EmilyK on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:25:00 PST

Rock Star Boyfriend Unreliable Says Area Girl

"He never answers his cell phone," says Jane, a student at the University of Victoria. "I've called him repeatedly this month, but I used star 67 so he can't tell I called."Jane, 24, began dating Don,...
Posted by EmilyK on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST