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sober jake jackoff

About Me

im currently in a state of change, trying to putthe shattered fragments of my life togehter in harmony. Im a struggling freelance phototgroper,writer, and alcoholic. I primarely write for absolute underground and punk-globe. I hope to attend george browns culinary arts program and one day travel the world learning each cultures way of cooking, to then one day open my own restaurant and have my own cooking show.

CSI: Taylor Swift "You're Not Sorry" Music Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6ONkydWnSQ

dear taylor swift will you marry me??



Lukas Rossi - Lithium
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpIJTMpXzL8

My Blog

CMW article for Absolute Underground.

So its Canadian music Week and theres two bands that draw me out. Both of them being polar opposites of each other. The first being SNFU, an old school punk band that has beat out the likes of the The...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:27:00 GMT

fall from grace

150 days down the draina momments weaknessfuck those voicesthey beckoned and screamedknowing it was a matter of time before i missed my little gamea game called goin insain150 days down the drainthree...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:24:00 GMT

the cobalt memoirs, date unknown

 I woke up with a pounding in my head.  the sunbeam creeping through the cracked and dingy window told me it was too early to be the bands, it must be the hangover. Once the beam had crawled across th...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 21:46:00 GMT

script about my hungarian grandparents

this is a script im working on about my grandparents.  The movie begins with a panaramic view of a train rolling through mountains which are over looking the country side below. It cuts to a beau...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:08:00 GMT

angels and alleys

rough start to a song.....but heres what i gots   your the angel im the back alley way im the darkness your the light for which i pray   ive wandered these dark coridors cold and alone, look...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:17:00 GMT

if you realluy care youll read this no mater the name

i approach twilight moon scapaes with the fragile mind i once adorned;  yes  within this fractured skull i see the truth.......   napoleans guns..... the phinxss snear.... no ma tt...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 00:12:00 GMT

old poem bumped....

a work in progress open fields of mist lay before me as if a battle had taken place prior to the sheding of mornings awakenment bourbon spilt and blood drawn only on my own personal homefront negoti...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:06:00 GMT

bits and peices of an OLD school notebook!!

untitled.tension in the airsides are chosenbacks are stabbedblood runs;in the street gutterschildren play; with soldiers guns,we hold the day."running out of ways"running out of ways to say how i feel...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:37:00 GMT

hey you, its me

 is meant to be sung over the piano.... the second part is gonna be the girls reply to the phone messages........and the last part will be a duet... hey you, its me, just callin to let you know...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:26:00 GMT

the cobalt memoirs ; reflections...letters to a muse

theres a couple rooms i love... i forget the numbers but i could take you to them by heart... my favs the one i spent the better part in... back window over the parking lot... two doors from sizzle......
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:31:00 GMT