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About Me

Mistress Jen is a fantasy character â€“an alter-ego, if you will. A mild-mannered graphic & web designer by day and a raucous, debaucherous, bawdy, gutter-lounge punk cabaret show by night. When she's not subjugating willing men, Mistress Jen plays keyboard and sings funny filthy songs in a campy burlesque style. And she is well-known for her signature on-stage move of propping a leg up on the keyboard. Songs about sex, drugs, rock and roll, anger, romance, drama, conflict and everything in between. Her ballsy lyrical style is similar to other guttermouth female indie goddesses such as Peaches and Liz Phair. Mistress Jen has toured all over Canada, had top-ten college radio placements, and plays many different venues both solo and with a full rhythm section with a rotating cast of stellar musicians.
Buy Mistress Jenâ€™s CD, Buzz at Divine Industries or CD Baby or Bullfrog Music
A full-band recording featuring Adam Drake (Powder Blues Band, Holly McNarland), Joe Mavety (Marianne Faithfull), Chris Houston (Forgotten Rebels) and Bazil Donovan (Blue Rodeo). The CD is also available at Redcat Records.
Reviews
""Now that you're mine, I'm going to do what I want with you. Just call me Mistress Jen." That's pretty much the theme of the 10 tunes on this dominatrix-with-an-organ's latest. Backed by an A-list of willing musical slaves, this is quality, not campy, gutter lounge. " - Stuart Derdeyn, The Vancouver Province
"Bringing a brand of gutter lounge that jumbles S&M with derisive social commentary and even a country song thrown in for zest, Mistress Jen is an extraordinarily strange, albeit fun, girl." Erica Leduc, Exclaim Magazine (read full article)
Mistress Jenâ€™s first CD, Naked Organ, a solo recording, is only available via merch at live shows and at Redcat.
"Once she gets behind her keyboard, and all the quirky sounds she has at her disposal, she'll leave you dumbstruck ,yet thoroughly entertained..." Mark Bignell, Columbia Journal (read full article)
Mistress Jen also plays keyboards with various other bands, artists and random jammers around town.
Mistress Jen is in the studio recording a new album which will be out sometime next year. Check back here for updates
Mistress Jen is NOT a professional dominatrix, she just ties up selected dudes for fun.

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Music:

Member Since: 1/4/2005
Band Website: jenwold.com
Band Members: Mistress Jen - keyboards & vocals
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Influences: Liz Phair, Peaches, the dead kennedys, the cramps, courtney love, hole, nirvana, veruca salt, garbage, iggy pop, the damned, devo, the clash, deep purple, marianne faithfull, the doors, the cream, the rolling stones, metallica, babes in toyland, cycle sluts from hell, eminem, wu tang, thelonnius monk, robbie king, public enemy, rage against the machine, i braineater, the who, liz phair, the guess who, caan, depeche mode, jefferson airplane, guns 'n' roses, skid row, old dirty bastard, westside connection, madonna, NIN, marliyn manson, our lady peace, smashing pumpkins, green day, the breeders, AC/DC, everything that has ever crossed my line of vision or tickled my ears.
Sounds Like: Jello Biafra with an organ and tits
Record Label: Independent
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

A Spam from Above

I'm not making this up..._______________________________________________________ __Jen, Single? Christian? Let us match you! Jen, The lord has bigger plans for you than just sitting here reading this ...
Posted by Mistress Jen on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:45:00 PST

Today's Suck List

Things that suck:1. Arm bands for iPods2. When people say 'Guestimate'I'll add to these as I think of more.
Posted by Mistress Jen on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:15:00 PST

The Rules?

So as a hot single chick, I've been going on dates with guys I meet online. People say 'Oh you meet a lot of crazy people online' but actually I'm finding that I the majority of guys I meet are real...
Posted by Mistress Jen on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:15:00 PST

My Sex and the City Review

You know how in the TV series, there was lots of corny lame sucky parts that you rolled your eyes through because there was enough humour and well-written dialogue to balance it out? Remember how the ...
Posted by Mistress Jen on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:42:00 PST

Transit Fashion Nightmares : Volume 3

Since the last TFN post, there hasn't been as many faux pas's since I was inspired to key the series. Oh there've been several poor top choices and shoe-handbag mismatches that were criminal, but not ...
Posted by Mistress Jen on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:58:00 PST

The Epic Sponge Search Continues

This is an email I got back from Bob Calabro, the CEO of Norwich Pharmaceuticals, the contract manufacturer affiliated with Alvogen who recently acquired the Today Sponge Assets (see my last blog)."Je...
Posted by Mistress Jen on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:26:00 PST

Sponge Crisis - Elaines of the World Unite!

So did you know that we are once again in the middle of a worldwide sponge crisis? The Today Sponge is off the market AGAIN and very little information exists about this new withdrawal except here. Ev...
Posted by Mistress Jen on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:51:00 PST

Transit Fashion Nightmares : Installment 2

I kid you not:Red Lululemon short pants (ankle length), pink, purple and silver Adidas sneakers, Red & white Puma socks, a very light pink tight-fitting long top with lace on the bottom, a short black...
Posted by Mistress Jen on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:04:00 PST

Today’s Work Rant

When you send someone an email with 2-3 vitally important questions......and then they reply only answering ONE of the questions??!!!!ARRRGHH!!!I suppose it's better for everyone that I don't have the...
Posted by Mistress Jen on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:46:00 PST

Transit Fashion Nightmares : A New Mistress Jen Blog Series

I don't know what it is about the bus, but lately I have seen some riders with absolutely horribly bad clothing choices. Maybe I just notice the wretchedly dressed more while commuting because I'm for...
Posted by Mistress Jen on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:02:00 PST