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Neurotic Trollop

"Like fine campfire whiskey and haystack sex..."

About Me

Corporate sell-out by day, busty writer/vixen by night (And as you might be able to tell from my pictures, I tend to change my look a lot).I've been an award-winning playwright, a struggling actress, a model, a caterer, a paid Marilyn Monroe impersonator, advice columnist, ghostwriter, a starving college student, choir teacher, a bus dispatcher, a cruise ship rep, a secretary, a photographer, a corporate concierge, a housekeeping manager, a back-up singer, a party girl, a corporate housing reservations specialist, a creative copy writer, insurance agent, and much more. My latest endeavor is in Travel & Leisure for Intrawest.I don't always know what I'm looking for until I find it.

My Interests

Writing, guitar, photography, cooking, rockabilly, art, sleeping, linguini, quicksand, giant squid, leopard print, stilettos, vintage clothing, antiques, collecting old records, pin-ups, corsets, bourbon, artichokes, absinthe, burlesque, red wine, tattoo art, and caterers who can play the drums.I looked my name up as an acronym and this is what I got! Haha

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent, funny, well-read, talented, sexy, creative men and women who enjoy witty conversation, cold beer, and beautiful music (Also: People who understand both Selina Kyle and Catwoman).And Al Gore.

Music:

Rockabilly, cowpunk, Delta blues, smoldering jazz, early Los Angeles punk, throbbing industrial rock, German cabaret music. More specifically, my strange mix of favs include: The Blasters/Dave Alvin, X, Los Lobos, The Knitters, Flesh Eaters, Bughouse 5, The Gun Club, The John Doe Thing, Robbie Fulks, Concrete Blonde, Tom Russell, Siouxsie, Grateful Dead, Marianne Faithfull, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, PJ Harvey, The Clash, NIN, David Bowie, Julee Cruise, The Kills, Tom Waits, Talking Heads, The Arcade Fire, Depeche Mode, Jeff Beck, Robert Johnson, Skip James, Son House, Little Willie John, Ray Charles, Big Joe Turner, Ry Cooder, John Hammond, Buddy & Julie Miller, Velvet Underground, Supersuckers, The Runaways, The Doors, Nina Hagen, early Rolling Stones, Blood Meridian, Joe Henry, Swank, The Modelos, Neko Case, The Cramps, Morphine, HorrorPops, Big John Bates, Rich Hope, Rodney DeCroo and so many more it isn't even funny! And my ex's bands: The Nervous Breakdowns, The Grange, The Pretty Sad Band, Pernell Reichert & The Hard Drinkers (and sometimes more!)

Movies:

Classic noir, cult flicks, Russ Meyer, cheesy b-movies, foreign films, David Lynch, Frederico Fellini, The Coen Brothers, Luc Besson, Charlie Kaufman, City of Lost Children, kinky art films, Tim Burton, Streets of Fire (my fav movie, it's true), Secretary, Some Like it Hot, Gilda, Girl on The Bridge, Psycho Beach Party, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, From Dusk Til Dawn, Bound, SHOWGIRLS, Jade, Wizard of Oz, David Cronenberg, Boogie Nights, The Graduate, the dreamers, Swimming Pool, Victor Victoria, The Man with Two Brains, The War of the Roses, Jeffery, Chasing Amy, The Virgin Suicides, Into the Night, Scarface, American Beauty, Ghost World, Exotica, and more

Television:

The L-Word, documentaries on giant squid, Showcase after dark, Twin Peaks, Clone High, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Arrested Development, Futurama, Weeds, Rescue Me, Top Chef, Project Runway

Books:

Any Rough Times Are Now Behind You (a collection of writings by Dave Alvin AND my fav book of all time!), Love in The Time of Cholera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Alice in Wonderland, The Story of O, The Favourite Game, Hey Nostradamus!, girls, The Devil's Larder, The Phantom Tollbooth, anything by Shel Silverstein, everything by Dr. Seuss

Heroes:

Lili St. Cyr, Exene Cervenka, Catwoman, Douglas Coupland, my cat (Isis), Jessica Rabbit, Nigella Lawson, Billy Wilder, Mr. Peabody.

My Blog

my own horn...

This is what somebody sent to the head of marketing at Stratton: "Incidentally Teresa at Intrawest reservations has been delightful.  She is the epitome of what reservations people should be and ...
Posted by Neurotic Trollop on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:34:00 PST

Tuesdays are the new Monday

Had a great weekend up at Whistler (or as Jonah insisted on calling it, "the ol' W-Town") on Sunday and Monday. Didn't really do very much, but made the most of our time away from Van. And Jonah's Bir...
Posted by Neurotic Trollop on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:43:00 PST

more coffee, stat!

Bleeehhhhh... Last night I was kept awake by thunder, lightening, noisy/unwanted mice, snoring, and my own stupid brain! Now I am at work, with less than 3 hours to go. I forgot to bring change with m...
Posted by Neurotic Trollop on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:19:00 PST

sleeping with me is...

Oh sure, you probably think it's all frills and lace and sexy parties, but living with me is actually very hard, and annoying most of the time. This clip shows you what it's really like to go to bed w...
Posted by Neurotic Trollop on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:37:00 PST

positivity

I could write an encyclopedia about the things that I will NOT miss about my approx. 2 hr commute to and from North Van every day. But instead, these days, I am really trying to concentrate on the thi...
Posted by Neurotic Trollop on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:00:00 PST

worth it...

Finding and then keeping true love is hard, and quite often a pain in the neck. But at the end of the day, or in the early morning light, it's worth it. ...
Posted by Neurotic Trollop on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:43:00 PST

stingray

I wish I had been able to win the ebay auction for Matthew McConaughey's 1971 Stingray. Not because it ever belonged to him (I could care less) but because it looks like it is a beautiful Corvette. Si...
Posted by Neurotic Trollop on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:05:00 PST

this is awesome

Sex Advice from 90's Icons!
Posted by Neurotic Trollop on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:19:00 PST

so true

Your Birthdate: February 3You are more than a big ball of energy - you are a big ball of hyper.You are always on the go, but you don't have a type a personality.Instead of channeling your energy into ...
Posted by Neurotic Trollop on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST

True love is the Devil's......?

As of tomorrow (or in a few minutes, I guess) I will have been dating the same person for the last 3 months. And so much has happened during that time. Good, bad, weird, interesting, crazy, revealing,...
Posted by Neurotic Trollop on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 12:01:00 PST