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Sam

I am here for Friends

About Me

IT'S SUMMER!!!

I could write a book about myself and it would come off as coherant as scrambled porn.

Dance with me and I'll love you forever.

My Blog

Jumpstyle

It's Belgian.  Nuff said. On another note I'm thinking of moving my blog to facebook....I like myspace much better because it's a great creative outlet so this makes me very sad....
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 00:07:00 GMT

Cute myspace message I got today

Hello sweety You remind me of my ex girlfriend ...you have a pretty face and eye like her......What was so special about her is that she used to let me bust my nuts all over her face and she used to s...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 20:21:00 GMT

**Photo Contest**

So it's a weeknight and there is no sex to be found.  You can either pick your nose or channel your creative juices into something productive like Sam's First Annual Phot...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 22:37:00 GMT

Funsize

I wish I had photoshop.  Used to spend hours on it making stuff for photo contests where the prize was a funsize kitkat + gloating privilages.  If I held a Photoshop/Paint contest ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 13:09:00 GMT

This profile no longer exists

I was looking at my older comments today almost half are from profiles that no longer exist...:(  How does that song go?  Changes...thats just the way it is. Things'll never be the same...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:17:00 GMT

A few things I don't understand + Diamantis Sotiropoulos

The dead sea otter lying by that house on marine drive.  How does a marine mammal become roadkill? Why my stroganoff came out sour. The ghost noise outside my window. Why people would r...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:23:00 GMT

My favorite poem

John Donne - 'Good Morrow'My face in thine eyes, thine in mine appears,And true plain hearts do in the faces rest;Where can we find two better hemispheres,Without sharp north, without declining west? ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 13:38:00 GMT

Color Me Badd

So I'm in London Drugs again and normally I don't notice their muzak or soft favorites, but today while walking past the diaper aisle I hear it quiet but unmistakable, "I wanna sex you up, I wann...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:33:00 GMT

London Drugs scam

Do you ever get a great idea, then you see it and realize it's already been done before?  Like someone must have come up with it at the same time as you and just got it out there first,...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 21:17:00 GMT

Deep thoughts - by Sam Sammy

The reason I have to carry my laundry so far is because I live in a BIG mansion with lots of rooms. All of a sudden the thought of kissing you puts me off.  But I'm not rude so I'll do ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:21:00 GMT