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J.T Massacre

when the going gets weird the wierd turn pro

About Me

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Former drummer for JP5,The Real McKenzies,The Fiends,Spank Machine and many more (just check my blog).Currently drumming for Big John Bates and the VooDoo Dollz and The SlickJacks. ~~~upcoming shows~~~Big John Bates and the VooDoo Dollz~~~ 30 Apr 2008 16:00 Effenaar Eindhoven 30 Apr 2008 21:00 Perron 55 Venlo 3 May 2008 22:00 Osterpoort Festival Groningen 7 May 2008 21:00 Zwischenfall Bochum 8 May 2008 21:00 Faust/Mephisto Hannover 9 May 2008 21:00 White Trash Berlin 9 May 2008 21:00 White Trash Berlin 10 May 2008 21:00 The Drafthouse Hamburg 14 May 2008 21:00 Cafe Mokka Thun 16 May 2008 21:00 Traffic Rome 17 May 2008 21:00 Siena, Sonar Colle Valdelsa 20 May 2008 21:00 TapTab Schaffhausen 21 May 2008 21:00 Landespavillion Stuttgart 22 May 2008 21:00 Spielboden Dornbirn 23 May 2008 21:00 TBA Saarbrücken 24 May 2008 21:00 Grabenhalle St.Gallen 26 May 2008 21:00 B72 Wien 28 May 2008 21:00 TBA Chemnitz 29 May 2008 21:00 Groove Station Dresden 30 May 2008 21:00 Lila Eule Bremen 31 May 2008 21:00 Treibsand Lübeck Long Beach, CAThe ink & Iron Festival on The Queen Mary Sun June 08..

My Interests

JP5 video with yours truly on drums JP5 - Beer Drinking Man Eaters

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J.T Massacre endorses

Music:

Big John Bates and the Voodoo Dollz slideshow

Movies:

Like Hell,Shakes the Clown,Shaolin Soccer,Kung Fu Hustle, The Street Fighter series, Drunken Master 2,Shoalin Drunkards, Anything by Yuen Wo Ping, the kids are alright, Avenging Disco Godfather(Dolemite Rules!), anything by Herschel Gordon Lewis, anything by the italian masters Dario Argento,Lucio Fulci and Mario Bava, Dead Alive, George Romero, The Story of Ricky O, Team America,,,,,these are a few of my favorite things...

Television:

arrested developement, the office, family guy, the sheild, south park, the daly show, the colbert report

Books:

Irvine Welsh, Orson Scott Card, Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, P.J O'Rourke,Alfred Jarry,Phillip K. Dick,H.P Lovecraft,Clive Barker,Alan Moore,Chris Walter


Heroes:

Buddy Rich, Gene Krupa, Ian Paice, Ringo Starr, Prairie Prince, Kieth Moon, John bonham, Bobby Rondinelli,Tony Williams, Billy Cobham, Carl Palmer, Art Blakey, W.S Holland, Philly Jo Jones, D.J Fontana, Sandy Nelson, Louis Belleson, Stewart Copeland, Simon Phillips, Cindy Blackman, Bill Bruford,Max Roach, John Wright, Gene Hoglan, Sheila Escovedo, Chick Webb, Joey Baron, Chester Thompson, Mitch Mitchell, Lenny White,Stanton Moore

My Blog

the beer diaries Europe May 07 with Big John Bates and the VooDoo Dollz

Here are some excerpts from my tour journal of Europe last May. "May5th~ Got up at 8 a.m and headed to Tanya's for coffee and pancakes, then met Lil Luvroc ath the Main St. Skytrain Station. then stra...
Posted by J.T Massacre on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:00:00 PST

The BJB Scoreboard ( Im getting up there!)

BJB & the Dollz HIGH SCORE / Current Players ..>..>..>..>..>..>..>>>24 Shows..>..>..>..> Big John Bates ...
Posted by J.T Massacre on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:41:00 PST

nice guys finish first, the other side of the story

..cfif getmainarticledetailsq.category neq ''>getmainarticledetailsq.category Truth or fiction, you be the judge part 2(again this is NOT my writing, I'm just curious what YOU think)Nice Guys Finish...
Posted by J.T Massacre on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 05:49:00 PST

nice guys finish last but then we knew that did't we?

truth or fiction...you be the judge"Contrary to what most women think, men are interested in successful relationships. Most men will never pass up the chance to date the woman of their dreams. In fact...
Posted by J.T Massacre on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 05:19:00 PST

tales of the trade~~ true stories from behind the counter PART2

here's a story about Crazy Larry, the mayor of Whalley. It was about 2 weeks before my canadian tour with JP5. I had been at the store for a few months so I  was now a seasoned veteran. It was du...
Posted by J.T Massacre on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST

tales of the trade~~ true stories from behind the counter

"I'm sorry but our policy is firm, no refunds on any sex toys."  If I had a token for everytime I had to say that while working behind the counter of a porn store I would have enough to keep tren...
Posted by J.T Massacre on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:50:00 PST

My list of Bands (the 90's)

These are all the bands I had the pleasure of playing in during the wacky 90's, now you know why they call me a drum slut!   The Inside Storie (alt rock)B-Jam (fench canadian folk rock)Baron Von ...
Posted by J.T Massacre on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:18:00 PST