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Little Miss Risk

I'm the thing that goes bump ' n grind in the night...

About Me

I'm a burlesque performer/pin-up model, and I call Vancouver B.C. home, in my haunted Tiki Lounge. When I'm not busy being a ham and trying to draw attention to myself, I can be found slogging though the sparkles at Dollhouse Studios.
I also perform with a group of lovely and talented ladies: Sweet Soul Burlesque and Big John Bates and the Voodoo Dollz as one of the Voodoo Dollz. I also have my own website that has photos, and tour info for those who are curious... naturally it's Little Miss Risk.com
For booking info, please contact Crystal Precious at [email protected] or else phone Dollhouse Studios at (778)785-0176 and talk to the Queen Of Sass herself!
I'm also a corsetier for Lace Embrace Atelier so I might get you cinched!
Big John Bates and the Voodoo Dollz video for "Burlesque Is Dead" featuring myself and Lil' Luvroc!
Just a warning though... if you've got a sweet vintage auto or guitar you might find me either draped over it or under it with a quarter of an outfit on so watch out!
xoxoxoxoxo
Little Miss Risk
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My Interests



Lace Embrace Atelier

Coffin Case

Art Of Adornment

Making costumes and new routines, cauing trouble on the road, hula hooping in half an outfit, trying on vintage shoes, tango dancing, eating half the frosting when I make cupcakes, riding bikes, power boats, motorcycles, and a dozen other goofy activities I'm too sheepish to post.

Other stuff I like:1920's, 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, 50's, absinthe, stage acting, the Addams family, art nouveau, ballet, ballroom dance, bdsm, bondage, bones, burlesque, cherries, classic beauty, classic pin ups, Clive Barker, cooking, corsetry, corsets, dancing, diamonds, Edward Lear, en pointe, erotica, feathers, fetish, fetish modeling, film-making, fishnets, foreign horror films, fox fur, frilly panties, gay porn, geisha, glam rock, gloves, goggles, goth stuff, halloween, hard rock, high heels, horror movies, hunter riding, industrial music, jazz, Jessica Rabbit, Margret Atwood, modelling, music, musical theory, Ogden Nash, old cars, oriental influence, photography, pin curls, pin up girls, pin-up girls, pin-ups, pinstriping, platform heels, polka dots, psychobilly, reading, red lipstick, rhinestones, rockabilly, Russ Meyer, sailor jerry, Sally Rand, stilettos, stockings, sushi, swarovski, sweets, swing dancing, synthpop, tango, tattoos, teaseorama, thigh highs, tilt hats, tim burton, top hats, ts elliott, vargas, Veronica Lake, vespas, victorian novels, video, vintage fetish, vintage glamour, vintage hair, vintage hats, vintage lingerie, Virginia Woolf, Voodoo Dollz, zombies

I'd like to meet:

Alice Cooper, Tempest Storm, and the twit that made fishnets super-snaggable and at the same time so expensive, so I can punch him in the hooter. That goes double for the person who made false eyelashes addictive and expensive...

I'd also like to meet burlesque performers and patrons of the art, people who waist train and love corset-wearing gals, side show performers, artists, musicians, and other sasspots who want to trade stories.

Music:

king khan, louis armstrong, voodoo organist, dead brothers, hillbilly moon explosion, danny elfman, big band, big john bates, bond, echo & the bunnymen, jazz, psychobilly, rockabilly, siouxsie & the banshees, synthpop, tango, the cramps, buddy featherstone-haugh

Movies:

army of darkness, anything with cyd charisse, evil dead, foreign horror films, russ meyer films, tim burton, little shop of horrors, best little whorehouse in texas, on the town, royal wedding, the party

Television:

Jem and the Hollograms, Corner Gas, You Are What You Eat, How Clean Is Your House, Rescue Mediums, Misommer Murders, and Venture Brothers

PS: I watch too much tv...Eff...

Books:

minette walters, bill bryson, carl hiassen, dick frances, gypsy rose lee, tim robbins, micky spillane

Heroes:

my mom, grandmother, and any other woman who's led an unconventional life!

My Blog

Band Ettiquette or No Band Stickers On The Mirror, Please

Now comes the time when I have a confession: I went to finishing school. Hush, don't repeat it too loudly or word will get out and I may lose my street cred. But, alas, it's true. My folks deamed to e...
Posted by Little Miss Risk on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:42:00 PST

Little Miss Risk Featured In June/July issue of Pasties and Pin Ups

It's a rare time when you spin around the globe as often as I do that you get to see the same cool people in the same place over and over again. Often times, I get to meet people once, make an aquaint...
Posted by Little Miss Risk on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:45:00 PST

Big John Bates and the Voodoo Dollz US West Coast Tour!

Fresh off of the plane from Europe and direct from Hell's Cabaret, Big John Bates and the Voodoo Dollz are bringing the "Low Brow Road Show" to the US West Coast! Big John Bates and the Voodoo Dollz -...
Posted by Little Miss Risk on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:35:00 PST

European and US Tour

I will be sure to post more stories and tales of the strange sexy side show that is my life, but for the moment, I..d like to thank all the awesome people who keep coming out to our shows and making t...
Posted by Little Miss Risk on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:49:00 PST

Burlesque Is Dead video and upcoming tour dates...

The "Low Brow Road Show" just played the TELUS Snowboard Festival inWhistler April 12, then heading to Europe for 25 shows in April-Juneand down the US West Coast for 12 more in June - including a sho...
Posted by Little Miss Risk on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:58:00 PST

VIBF and Between Worlds Burlesque

My dear darling Sasspots&. That's right, I'm bustin' out one of THE OG Sass-label-variation --aka "sasspot", hopefully soon to be entered into the Webster'sdictionary where it CLEARLY should effin' b...
Posted by Little Miss Risk on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:17:00 PST

A Sneak Peek....

Hello ladies and laddies,So the Vancouver International Burlesque Festival is almost upon us, and to kick it off, three major troupes are coming together to host the big kick off show and party...BETW...
Posted by Little Miss Risk on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:58:00 PST

Sweet Soul and BJB Tour News...

Hey, hey! I’ve been getting quite a number of messges from people wondering about what’s going on in the world of Sweet Soul Burlesque and Big John Bates and the Voodoo Dollz. I’f yo...
Posted by Little Miss Risk on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:27:00 PST

Party Factory, Rambling Rose Cupcakes,and more

Easter Sunday... I don’t really buy into these festials often. I prefer the Pagan meaning to this holiday (let’s give an aquaintence an egg to symbolize love and fertility) versus the Chri...
Posted by Little Miss Risk on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:00:00 PST

Playing The Catch Up Game...

Home from tour two days and I’m finally able to feel relaxed and accomplished at the same time. I came home from our five week tour across Canada and the US to find the tornado I’d left be...
Posted by Little Miss Risk on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:33:00 PST