You know you're a Railway Club Girl if at least 3 of the following apply:
1. The door person there knows you by name.
2. The bartender has already started pouring your favourite drink when you're halfway up the stairs.
3. You don't understand why more people don't go out drinking on a week night.
4. You love live music and loathe DJs.
5. Your wardrobe is 50% or more vintage.
6. You rarely pay for more than half of your own drinks in one night.
7. You know the people who are on the banned-for-life list and how they got there.
8. You've screwed more musicians than SOCAN.
9. You know how to fix the toilets that malfunction on weekends.
10. You can't go there on any given night without running into at least 2 people you've slept with.
11. You're a non-smoker who spends more time in the smoking room than the smokers.
12. You've mastered the fine art of darting through crowds of drunks to make it from the front to the bathroom in under 10 minutes.
13. You can drink all the old guys under the table and still manage to get yourself home safe without saying or doing anything stupid, losing your stuff, or sleeping with anyone objectionable.
14. You refuse to even talk about your weekend plans until Thurs afternoon when the Straight comes out.
15. You've sworn at 11pm that you'll "just have one more and go" only to find yourself buying the staff shooters at 3.
The wonderful interesting women who frequent this fine establishment.
Musicians & Bands:
To get your show on the Railway Girls Calendar, make sure it is added to your band page as a Show or create a Myspace Event. Then send a message to the profile moderator to tell us about it so we can add it to the calendar.
Only up to 2 weeks in advance will be added to the calendar at a time, to prevent a long ugly calendar that goes on forever.
The Profile Song will be changed every week on Monday. If you want your song on the profile, try kissing a little ass. Comp tickets, guest-listing, and back stage privaleges for shows are always nice, and so are free drinks, CDs, and merch.
Railway Girl Birthdays
Larissa Forever Apr 21
Buy this Rocking Taurus Girl a Drink!
Rules for the Private Blogs:
1. For Railway Girls only. No boys allowed, even if you're one of the band friends.
2. You must be on the Blog Preferred List. Any Friend with a female personal profile can be added to the Preferred List, so if you aren't on it already, simply send a message to the moderator and include the email address your Myspace account is registered under. Email addresses will not be made public.
3. If you're a girl and it is found out that you allowed a male to view these private blogs, you will be removed and blocked. Sharing the contents verbally is also strongly discouraged and will result in serious social repercussions.
4. If you're a guy who creates a false female profile, you will be found out and reported to Myspace for abuse/ harassment.
5. BLOGGER'S REMORSE CLAUSE: Anytime you post something and then immediately regret it (because you're drunk-blogging or whatever) simply send a message to the moderator and it will be removed within 24 hours. If you have an issue with something that someone else posted, try discussing it with the person first, and if there is still no resolution, send us a message and it will be handled on a case by case basis.