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Lil Debi

When dating, I like to keep my options open. And by options, I mean legs. --AC

About Me

"It's Li'l Debi Time!!"Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

Twinkies...Stand-up comedy...Reading...Writing...FRIENDS!!!...

I'd like to meet:

Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters, Barbra Streisand, Margaret Cho, Robin Williams, George Carlin, Bill Maher...A true gentleman. ...

Music:

Matisyahu!, Bob Marley, Scissor Sisters, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, MADONNA, Natasha Bedingfield, Kanye West, Reggae and Ragga, Third World, ABBA ...

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Female Troubles (or anything else by John Waters!!), Christopher Guest's movies, Steel Magnolias, anything Harry Potter, Waking Life, Kill Bill I and II, Pulp Fiction, Splash, Supergirl, Superman I-IV...

Television:

Last Comic Standing, Sex and the City, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Real Time with Bill Maher, Seinfeld, Real Sex (HBO series), Saturday Night Live (old school), Absolutely Fabulous, I Dream of Jeannie!, So You Think You Can Dance?!...

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Laurie Notaro, Sarah Vowell, Erma Bombeck, Dave Barry, and Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Heroes:

Uncle Bert (Daddy), Rachel Ron (Supta/Grandma), truly altruistic people.I love this...I saw it on TV and had to find it! :)Delish!Everyone in this commercial is dead now. (Be sure to watch the related clips..."More doctors choose CAMEL!"Hilarious!

My Blog

Marry Me!! :)

Marry me. I need a bigger Cuisinart. You may never have thought I would utter the opening lines--but you have never never seen the size of this pygmy Cuisinart. It is the size...
Posted by Lil Debi on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:00:00 PST

Jesus Can't Save This Jew.

"Some of us never get finished, do we?" My colleague cheerfully calls into my office. "Started. Started," I reply... I realize with as much time as I spend at the office, I must look like quite the di...
Posted by Lil Debi on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 03:01:00 PST

Changing the Locks.

I really have "Goals, Plans, and Hopes" that I can do this...but if I can't, then it's going to be a free for all.  Apparently, it already has been. At some point in my life I got a tattoo. ...
Posted by Lil Debi on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:34:00 PST

Christmakah

       (From Caspariland Diaries) How apropos that the Jew waits 5 months to write and it happens to be on Christmas.  Ahhh...glory be the day.  But guess what?...
Posted by Lil Debi on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 07:57:00 PST

Caspariland Diaries Begin

I have a dream that one day everything in my home will function normally.  I have a dream that when a grown man takes a shower in my home, he will not need assistance turning the knob on and...
Posted by Lil Debi on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 05:48:00 PST