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Serena Hein

Saving Mankind one Lapdance at a time!

About Me


About me:
I'm an amateur comedian, amateur politician and professional naked person. I am the founder/Director of the Women’s Liberation Foundation, a brand new 501c3 charity in the Kansas City Area that Greta and I started up. Its now tax deductible to give me large sums of money.
Originally I hail from Leavenworth Kansas where the only person that wanted out of there more then the inmates was yours truly. Currently I’m trying to unite Kansas City Missouri with Kansas City Kansas and raise a small army of bi sexual women to take back the government.
I also work as a Christian missionary at the local strip clubs (Stripper for Life Baby!). It's what Jesus would do, if he had a body like I do. I like stripping because it coincides with my deep deep hated of wearing clothes.
And it was under the oppression of mandatory clothes that a militant feminist was born, but don't worry people I'm not the kind that doesn’t shave her armpits; I'm the kind that makes her boyfriends shave theirs.
My one main shortcoming is I have a very serious debilitating video game addiction. If it wasn't for that I would have already taken over the world and we would all be living in an age of peace and prosperity with free love for everyone.
God Damn --- Video Games
The banned from Myspace (by fake ass Christians) Stripper's Guide to Christianity, Lesson One
This is my amazing magicial cousin and her husband.
Check out my new YouTube page Serena's YouTube Page
Below are some videos of a portion of my favorite musicians

My Interests

Saving the world pretty much takes up most of my time, but other then that I like video games, paintball, starting websites (emphasis on starting), arguing with people that arent there (and kicking their ass), surfing the internet endlessly and sitting around.

I'd like to meet:


Hung and tried and shot in that order

Music:

NPR, Tool, Devendra Banhart, Iron and Wine, Modest Mouse, K-os, Muddy Waters, Simon and Garfunkel, Grateful Dead, White Stripes, CCR, Nirvana, Kayne West, Gram Rabbit, Violent Femmes, Aretha Franklin and Janis Joplin.

Television:

West Wing, Simpsons, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Weeds, and SmallVille.

Books:

I like reading porn and comic books. Specifically anything by Anne Rice, James Kochalka and Jim Mahfood. Buddy Bradley stories from hate, PVP, Sandman (or anything by Gaimen), Preacher, 3 Geeks, computer programming/web design books, video game manuals, Lenore the cute little dead girl and Johnny the homicidal maniac.

My Blog

Green Screen

Hello long time no read sorry. I've been busy as usual trying to fix the world, summer is my busy season before I slowly go into hibernation. I did three open mics last week, tried out some new stuff...
Posted by Serena Hein on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:59:00 PST

Sisterhood? What!?

So the whole purpose of the WLF is supposed to be to create a giant network of sisterhood so women know that they are watching out for each other and can rely on one another for help during times of n...
Posted by Serena Hein on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:47:00 PST

Serena Queen of the Mudd People

Yes I fell a few times Notice my hip new mudd thigh highs Yesterday morning I walked out to the pond and discovered a river running through my yard! Its been raining for days now and both the pond ...
Posted by Serena Hein on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

Fasting

I fast every Saturday so today is fasting day I'm handling it well not too hungry. The hardest part is competing with the all night train of food that comes into the dressing room. I recommend fasting...
Posted by Serena Hein on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:58:00 PST

Traitor ass bitches

Saw this in the news today.CNN Its not too surprising to me this plays out again and again in every corner of society, women are always hating on other women. Sure I'm farther down the left sid...
Posted by Serena Hein on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:21:00 PST

Friday

It's the Local NPR stations' 50th Birthday today Woot Woot! Happy Birthday KCUR! I am a certified npr addict much to my radios pleasure.The Neighboors horse wondered into my yard this week (awesome!) ...
Posted by Serena Hein on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:14:00 PST

WLF Sunday

The plans for world domination are procedding as planned, 4 people showed up this week so Woot Woot! We also signed up three new members and collected some more business outfits, thanks again Jemea :-...
Posted by Serena Hein on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:51:00 PST

Sunday Sunday Sunday

We had a WLF meeting last Sunday and went well, there was 4 of us all together woot woot and next week I think there will be even more. I'm glad people showed up I've held a few of these meetings wit...
Posted by Serena Hein on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

Saturday

My friend Neveah came to work on Saturday Woot Woot! This is the first time I've seen her since I came to the Outhouse, first time in years actually so that was cool. And you get an almost naked (dam...
Posted by Serena Hein on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:11:00 PST

Vagina art

Sculpture and plack on the wall of The Writer's placePrint that used to be on the wall of The Writers Place...
Posted by Serena Hein on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST