Single Gals’ Manifesto |
Sept. 25, 2008From the essay collection, Every Single Day: "Singlecide"a Matchmaker ManifestoOR"It's Hard Out Here for a Plump" By Andrea E(eeek!) Caspari I believe couples are selfish, and this...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:53:00 GMT |
Zsa Zsa |
Would I get in trouble if I hit a cop? (Not with my hand, just with my car.)
Well, maybe not. Zsa Zsa did it (with her hand, though, not her car.)
As I tried to clear my mind by tooling arou...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:04:00 GMT |
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Cupcakes |
As you may know by now, Channel 5 in Kansas City recently discovered that I am both a teacher AND a comedian. Although Channel 4 did this story last year with a positive spin (I was even a guest on th...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:04:00 GMT |
Dating Whoas!! |
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By,
Andrea Caspari
(Please note that I just found this in my archives and decided to post it! ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:02:00 GMT |
Rhinestone Callgirl |
(This blog came out of a writing workshop today at Tan-Tar-A. I'm sooo glad I got something out of it...the moderator was a b*tch!) It's hard to be inconspicuous in rhinestone glasses and recently dye...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:10:00 GMT |
"Open Your Heart" to Madonna, Malawi!! |
Oct. 29, 2006
"Open Your Heart," Malawi.
First it was the big glasses. Then the little dogs. Now African babies--the newest Hollywood accessory. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman did it without much fanfa...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 22:32:00 GMT |
Bouquet Blocked. |
Oct. 1, 2006
It was a typical Saturday night.
Single.
Open.
Available.
But if I'm going to catch something at a wedding, I better not have to get to the clinic on Monday.
That bouquet was mine....
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:01:00 GMT |
I'm the Stingray Hunter |
"Crikey!"
By,
Andrea Caspari
Sept. 12, 2006
We're at that marrying age...
And you know what that leads to...
DIVORCE.
But before that, of course, we have to pop out some puppies. But I d...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:28:00 GMT |
Working on My Kraft (Singles Slices) |
Men are always really "taken" with me.
No, I am not pompous.
Not by any means.
I mean it.
Literally.
Taken. Or gay.
The "Smug Marrieds" (as coined in by my hero, Bridget Jones) adore Li'l...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:35:00 GMT |
Dane Cook: Comedick Gawd |
"Dane Cook: Comedick Gawd"
By,
Andrea Caspari
Sept. 6, 2006
"Whats up dog, you are the greatest God that ever walked the earth. I worship and praise every movement you make, because you are so ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:12:00 GMT |
