New Year's Resolution Tips |
Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:
This year, accomplish all your resolutions. For instance, take all the Britney Spears recordings in existence, throw them on the floor, s...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 17:33:00 GMT |
New Year's Resolution Tips |
Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:
Follow through on your resolutions this year. Start off by dinging the cars of all your enemies.
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Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 14:35:00 GMT |
Christmas Day Tips |
Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:
If you're reading this on Christmas Day, get a life you sad sods!
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Kyle Parris
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 22:23:00 GMT |
Carrolling Tips |
Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris.
When carrolling, pepper the songs with curse words to appeal to the younger demographic.
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K...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 11:06:00 GMT |
Free Gift Tips |
Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:
Save up 200 Coke bottlecaps and enter in the codes at mycokerewards.com. Then you'll win a free Diabetes Survival Kit!
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Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:39:00 GMT |
Christmas Tree tips |
Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:
To increase the feng shui aura of your Christmas decorations, place your Christmas tree upside in a trash can.
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Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 06:35:00 GMT |
Neighborly Tips |
Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:
After eating a neighbor's fruitcake, make sure the drapes facing their house are closed while puking.
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Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:47:00 GMT |
Thanksgiving Tips III |
Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:
When visiting relatives out-of-state, remember to remove the ankle bracelet.
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Kyl...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 13:17:00 GMT |
Medical Advice |
Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:
Doctors, if you want to ensure a long, prosperous career, then you must remember one thing: NEVER cure your patients. Keeping your ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 06:50:00 GMT |
Church Going Tips |
Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:
This is the most popular way to practice American Christianity: First, go to a church filled with folks of your own race. ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 14:15:00 GMT |
