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About Me

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood...with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether. lyt by avlays

My Interests

Film, Television, books and vacuous, inane celebrity gossip. And, any reality TV show that pits self-centered, flamboyant artsy types head to head in intense fashion circumstances.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't want me to "come see their band".I AM FUCKING SERIOUS - I don't want to see your band.STOP SENDING ME FRIEND REQUESTS FOR YOUR BAND.I will deny every friend request from a band. Soon, I will start sending irrationally angry replies to friend requests from bands. I am not playing hard to get, I am not being playful. Don't want to help you promote your band. Really. In fact, I hate your band. I think that your band is the most purile, reprehensible band I have never heard of. If you send me a friend request for your band, I will post bulletins daily that your band kills puppies as it's finale. I hope your band has to open for the guy that opens for Michael Buble. So, suck on that!

Music:

Green Day, The Killers, Stone Temple Pilots, Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Stefani, Pearl Jam, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers, Anne Murray, The Pretenders, Indigo Girls, early Madonna (NOTHING new, since the Frozen album), Patsy Cline.

Movies:

The World According to Garp, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Reservoir Dogs, The Coalminer's Daughter, Raising Arizona, The Fisher King, Vanity Fair, Sin City, Urban Cowboy, Officer and a Gentleman, John Waters' films, Coen Brothers' films, Taratino films, Kevin Smith films pre-Jersey Girl. Fist Full of Pills

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Television:

My Name is Earl, The Office, America's Next Top Model, Survivor, CSI - only the original, Carnivale, Oz, Dead Like Me, Six Feet Under, Criminal Minds, Big Brother, HBO's Autopsy series.

Books:

The World According to Garp by John Irving, A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving, Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden, Wicked by Gregory Maguire, Princess Bride by William Goldman, White Oleander by Janet Fitch, Bastard out of Carolina by Dorothy Allison, Stiff by Mary Roach, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs, Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein, Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis, Belinda by Anne Rice as Anne Rampling, My Antonia by Willa Cather, Watership Down by Richard Adams

My Blog

2007 in review

As I sit here, only two hours left in 2007 and sipping my champagne, I think about the year that was. In review:January - I was WAY pregnant. My feet looked like I was wearing slippers - all the time....
Posted by Sara Wess on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 10:32:00 PST

Why I dont watch Desperate Housewives (Or, Mind Control for the Pre-Apocalyptic Society)

There are certain "trendy" television shows that I won't watch. Some I gave the old college try, and couldn't keep it up; some I knew were never going to work for me. Some just are a shit premise and ...
Posted by Sara Wess on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:59:00 PST

2007 TV Fall Season - In Review

My parental duties have severely interrupted my responsibilities in sharing my opinions on what to watch on the new fall line-up. For this, I apologize... First, let me say that one of the greatest in...
Posted by Sara Wess on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST

Jesus is just alright by me

Kinison is seven months old. She is pulling up and standing tall. She used the potty successfully at six months. She has been on four airplane rides. She has survived her first illness requiring antib...
Posted by Sara Wess on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:04:00 PST

Scary awesome

We have been taking the FunderBear swimming this summer in our apartment pool. She has taken to the water really well. We bought her a Pink Dolphin floaty that she LOVES. She kicks her feet and likes ...
Posted by Sara Wess on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:22:00 PST

John Travolta is NOT Divine, never will be

I am becoming increasingly, irrationally angry when I see commercials for the remake of "Hairspray". What crackhead, charleton casting director thought John Travolta and Divine where practically inter...
Posted by Sara Wess on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:59:00 PST

Update KPW 060707

Riding in the elevator to my parking garage this morning, a neighbor asked about the baby and how old she was; I said "nearly five months". Saying it to this virtual stranger, it really hit me almos...
Posted by Sara Wess on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:16:00 PST

And so it goes

I returned to work on Monday. It is a good week to return to work because most of my co-workers are in Las Vegas at a conference, so I can ease back into things. I had, no shit, twenty pictures of Kin...
Posted by Sara Wess on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

For Anthony

One of my dear old friends from childhood lost her newborn son on Sunday. He was born prematurely with an incurable disease. He lived for twenty days and died at home with his family.As a new mother (...
Posted by Sara Wess on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:44:00 PST

My baby can kick your ass.

I don't know if this is normal, but my daughter is freakishly strong. She will be one month old on Sunday, and since about week two, she has done this thing we call "hulking". For example, if we had h...
Posted by Sara Wess on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:02:00 PST