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Rebel Without A Car

Life’s too short.....or too long, I can’t remember.

About Me

IM A FREAK And a comic. I have opened up or shared the stage with the following: J. Medicine Hat, Todd Yohn, Troy Baxley, Andy Andrist, Ian Bagg, Cash Levey, Doug Benson, Bengt Washburn, Auggie Smith, Mike MacRea, Ron Jeremy, ’Kid’ Dave Miller, Doug Stanhope, Tim Northern, Craig Gass, Scot Shields, Orny Adams, Costaki Economopolus, Maria Bamford, Jon Reep, Dax Jordan, Ty Boeh, Jeremy Essig, Mike Lukas, Geoff Kieth, Mark Lungdholm, Sean Rouse, Neil Hamburger, Tommy Drake, Nathan Trenholm, Big Poppa E., Chris Fairbanks, Tig, ’Uncle’ Larry Reeb, Josh Sneed, Slade Ham, ’Pistol’ Pete Hall, Pleaseeasaur, Floyd J. Phillips, Arj Barker, Pat Dixon, Stewart Huff, Melanie Maloy, Robert Duchaine, John Evans, Andi Smith, Aries (yuck) Spears, Jen Adams, Leil Cardoza, ’Muthafuckin’ Richie Stratton, Pete Peterson,
PLUS local boys Al Williams, Nick Spears, Stephanie Mason, Dustin ’EB’ Giortz, Mikey Pullman, Danielo Foster, Danny Magnolia, Dylan Hughes, Mundek ’Don Dexter’ Clement-Stein, Aaron Sheehan, Don Ritchey, Ryan Wingfield, and
my fellow SOCIAL TERRORISTS Ryan ’GDUBB’ Galloway, Aaron ’A-Bell’ Bell, Matt Sorensen, Jake ’bloodhole comic’ Driebergen, and Ryan Noack.
Thanks JAKE D. for the clip. It was from an open mic, most material was for departing comics Jake D. and Dani L. with a few real jokes mixed in...
Brett Clawson
I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

My Interests

Movies, Stand-up comedy, sex...ya, think that covers it, oh, beer, can't forget beer and cigerettes too, yeah, those are good. Dougnuts aren't bad either.

I'd like to meet:

Women.
(Sorry Danny, you're going to 2)
THE FAN - MICHELLE - 1

DANNY TUCKET IS 2....now stop whining.....
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Jeremy Essig

Mr. Sorensen

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WITNEY

Jackie

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EB

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Brendon Walsh, computer virus

The Van Dykes

"...and they called me TYRANT"

Dano

natosha

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Greg Warren

Kris Doty

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Music:

David Bowie, Roger Waters, Syd Barrett, Nine Inch Nails, Pink Floyd, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Camper Van Beethoven, Johnny Cash, Kris Doty (all incarnations), Danzig, Pulp, The Cure, Rob Zombie, Buckethead, Aphex Twin, Dust Brothers, Dio, My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult, THE MATTOID, Uncle Tuplo, Dire Straights, Lily Allen, Ozzy, Underworld, Dr. Dre, NWA, AC/DC, Steve Miller Band, Styx, Outkast, Cypress Hill, Garbage, White Zombie, Powerman 5000, Rage Against The MAchine, Grand Daddy, Flight of the Concords, U2, The Police, Radiohead, Tool, Beethoven, Lizst, Danny Elfman, Oingo Boingo, Motzart, I Can Lick Any Sonova Bitch In The House, Flaming Lips, Elvis Presley, Ice Cube, Carter Davis, Carl Orff, Rammstein, Daft Punk, Slick Rick, John Lee Hooker, Nooks and Crannys, Otis Day & the Knights, Chrystal Method, Fatboy Slim, Speed Of Shark, Slam & Associate, Aerosmith, Beastie Boys, Tribe CAlled Quest, Red Hot Chillie Peppers, BB King, Green Day, William Shatner, Handsom Boy Modeling School, Bruce Springsteen, mc chris, The Strokes, The Darkness, KMFDM, The Beta Band, Blues Brothers, New Order, Ludacris, Tito & Tarantchula, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Snoop Dogg, The Clash, Kraftwerk, The Doors, Lords of Acid, Didgital Underground, Alanis Morrisette, Ween, Blues Traveler, Kenny Loggins, Moby, Billy Squire, No Doubt, Jon Mansfield, Neil Young, Atom & His Package, Cake, Andrew WK, Foo Fighters, Fleetwood Mac, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Steppenwolf, Stiff Little Fingers, DJLC (Stiff Valentine), Frank Sinatra, The Who, Jimmi Hendrix, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, White Stripes, The Eels, Rush, Primus, Oysterhead, Les Clypool's Flying Frog Brigade, Joy Division, Led Zepplin, String Cheese Incident, Missy Elliot, Presidents of the USA, Sir Mix-Alot, The Kinks, The Swanky Modes, Smashing Pumpkins, Adam Ant, Queen, The Shitty Osmonds, KISS, N.E.R.D., AzIz (Buffington), Gwar, Reel Big Fish, Ray Charles, George Clinton & The P-Funk All-Stars, Sublime, Korn, Nirvana, Guns & Roses, The Rolling Stones, Tenacious D, Wings, John Lennon, George Harrison, Beck, Spinal Tap, Subvert, SwitchHitter, Bob Marley, Voodoo Organist, Tom Waits, Perfect Circle, Kamphire Collective, Weezer, The Pixies, Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, Stevie Wonder, Caustic Window, Iggy Pop, Electric Light Orchastra, CCR, Run DMC, Talking Heads, TLC (w/ Lefteye), Blue Oyster Cult, and more stuff...

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Heathers, Fight Club, Sin City, From Dusk Till Dawn, Ed Wood, Rumble Fish, Raging Bull, Hot Fuzz, Eraserhead, Raising Arizona, Dead Man, The Empire Strikes Back, Pi, Pink Floyd- The Wall, Ghost Dog- TWOTS, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Apocalypse Now, Goodfellas, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Young Frankenstein, Batman Returns, Moulin Rouge, Lenny, Lost In Translation, Spun, Walk the Line, Psycho (1960), Clerks, Superman- The Movie, Chinatown, Pirates of the Carrabian, The Trueman Show, The City of Lost Children (La Cit.. des enfants perdus), Blade Runner (DIR. cut), Three Kings, The Godfather Part II, The Devil's Rejects, Trainspotting, Jackie Brown, 1941, Evil Dead 2, Punch Drunk Love, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Natural Born Killers, Dawn Of the Dead (1978), Angel Hart, The Man Who Wasn't There, The Nightmare Before Christmas, About Schmidt, Star Trek VI- The Undiscovered Country, Falling Down, The Elephant Man (1980), Los Enchiladas!, Battle Royale (Batoru rowaiaru), Face-Off, Good Night and Good Luck, A Clockwork Orange, The Exorcist, Kill Bill (as 1 film), Aliens, Very Bad Things, Superman II, El Mariachi, The Aristocrats, Beetlejuice, Tenacious D And The Pick of Destiny, Coffee and Cigerettes, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones and the Last (pending in the works-in-progress title change) Crusade, Red Rock West, Grosse Point Blank, The Lost Boys, Touch of Evil, Election, The Rules of Attraction, The Breakfast Club, The Royal Tennanbaums, Mars Attacks!, What About Bob?, Unbrakeable, Rashomon, Laurence of Arabia, Hell Boy, The Ladykillers (1955), Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2, BASEketball, Scrooged, Fletch, Lost Highway, Edward Sissorhands, The Cable Guy, True Romance, Hurlyburly, Your Friends and Neighbors, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rushmore, Traffic, The Shining, Snatch, Casino, Almost Famous, Batman (1989), Comedian, Man on the Moon, From Hell, Tron, Flight of the Navigator, Labyrinth, Star Trek II-The Wrath of Kahn, Citizen Kane, As Good As It Gets, Black Hawk Down, Broken Arrow, Crimson Tide, Broken Flowers, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Ocean's 11, The Killing, Killer's Kiss, The Last Samurai, Goldfinger, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Mission Impossible, MI:II, MI:III, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, Domino, Syriana, The Matrix, LOTRings Trilogy, Animal Crackers, Ran, Throne of Blood, Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, High Plains Drifter, Unforgiven, The Quick and the Dead (1995), Hard Candy, Out of Sight, Get Shorty, City of God, The Usual Suspects, The Searchers, Heat, The Departed, Ghost World, Road Dog, Borat, more to come...

Television:

Spaced, The Soup, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Futurama, Newsradio, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia, Nip/Tuck (Jackie's fault), South Park, Boston Legal, TWIN PEAKS, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Kids In The Hall, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brian, Black Adder, MST3K, Sealab 2021, Reno 911, The State, Thundercats, Mr. Show, Rossane, The Tick (animated), The Critic, Lucky Louie, Taxie, Harvey Birdman AAL, Pee Wee's Playhouse, SCTV, Ben Stiller Show, The Office (UK moreso & US ok), SNL(75-80, 88-95 mainly, but I still watch for hope), TMNT (late 80s-95 cartoon), Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, The Young Ones, Cheers, Faulty Towers, King of the Hill, The Daily Show, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, MNIEarl, Stella, Batman: TAS, Animaniacs, Family Guy, The Sopranos, Smoking Gun, Robot Chicken, Ren and Stimpy, Bevis and Butthead, Greg the Bunny, Scrubs, Who's Line Is it Anyway?, The Drew Carey Show (fuck last season, like Roasanne), The Cosby Show, Bucky O'Hare, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Just Shoot Me!, Tiny Toon Adventures, Errie Indiana, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Wild Wild West, Darkwing Duck, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Are, 1st season of Men Behaving Badly, ER (1994-2002), The Dana Carvey Show, In Living Color, Star Trek (OS/TNG/DS9 ONLY!), Naked Trucker and T-Bones, Mr. Bean, Comedy Central comedy shows [which sometimes SUCKASS], Wondershowzen, Chappele's Show, Laker's games, NY Mets' games, NHL....fuck reality tv (save Cops and I don't know why but Hell's Kitchen and Top Chef)...but yeah the rest still pretty much sucks my puckered ass.

Books:

Here's some authors I dig on; Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Irvin Welsh, George Orwell, Chuck Palahniuk, Elmore Leonard, Albert Camus, Shakespeare, Kurt Vonneget, Bret Easton Ellis, Kafka, David Sederis, Sara Vowell, Bukowski, William S. Burroughs, David Mamet, Phillip K. Dick, JD Salinger, Michael Moore, Ken Kesey

Heroes:

For a fuckin misanthrope, I have a lot of names: Bill Hicks, Mitch Headburg, Stanley Kubrick, Bill Murray, Andy Kaufman, Bob Zemuda, Joel Hodgeson, Charlie Chaplin, The 3 Stooges (fuck shemp), Sacha Baron Cohen, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Dave Attel, Sean Rouse, John O'Hagan, Lisa Young, Jeremy Essig, Doug Stanhope, Andy Andrist, Troy Baxley, Lewis Black, Louis C.K., Peter Sellers, Eddie Gossling, Stu "S. D." Huff, Tim Northern, Jack Nicholson, John Belushi, Chris Fairbanks, Andi Smith, Phil Hartman, James Inman, Ian Bagg, Mickey Rourke, Gary Oldman, Mike MacRae, Tommy Johnagin, Johnny Depp, Dr. Thompson, Dave Foley, Dano Madden, Mike Pace, Thomas Corgatelli, Chris Parnell, Nick Garcia, Trey & Matt, Rowan Atkinson, Dave Mordal, Auggie Smith, Brett Clawson, Jimmy Dore, Robert Hawkins, Bengt Washburn, Chris Farley, Christopher Guest. I'm sure some of these people are dicks, but there's just something about the accomplishments. MOM & DAD, and then there is tv crap like these guys, whom I shall always look up to like a boyscout:.. width="425" height="350" ..Lovin the THUNDER! "I predict [in 2007] Thundercats will become cool again."-EB

My Blog

2008- No wonder Hunter killed himself....

Have I sinned or am I in a time machine?No one knows.Its been such a constant avalanche of shit, this year of our lord 2008. I don't know if I want to call it the worst year ever, yet, only due to t...
Posted by Rebel Without A Car on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:40:00 PST

Goodbye to some Greats...

Rough week. Ken Rothwell, a co-student at BSU and great friend passed away.  It shook me quite a bit, and is still hard to beleive.  He was one of the most talented and dare I say brilliant ...
Posted by Rebel Without A Car on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:06:00 PST

LOVERZ OF O8

at last....Who are we?    No answer. But oops.Life = Oops.Nice.Lets not be oops, even though it’s our point.Maybe, then we should.Should, shoot more...in faces.  And feces. W...
Posted by Rebel Without A Car on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:54:00 PST

11 best quotes of 07

11 BEST QUOTES 0f 2007 [as compiled by Fred R. Shapiro, the editor of the Yale Book of Quotations] 1. "Don't Tase Me, Bro,"  --Andrew Meyer 2. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are una...
Posted by Rebel Without A Car on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:50:00 PST

Simpsons writer strike scene:

THE SIMPSONS ON WRITER'S STRIKE:By Ken LevineINT. MR. BURNS' OFFICE  DAYSMITHERS ENTERS TO FIND MR. BURNS AT HIS DESK.SMITHERS: You rang for me, sir?BURNS: Smithers! What is that infernal racket ou...
Posted by Rebel Without A Car on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:45:00 PST

Patrick Stewart has got the moves!

Hilarious. _NSS...
Posted by Rebel Without A Car on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:49:00 PST

theme song for the masses massacre

greatest theme song ever.  IN 3-D!! _NSS...
Posted by Rebel Without A Car on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:29:00 PST

de-cut

and then you have one of these days.(if you haven't seen the movie yet, see it ASAP)from HOT FUZZ: _NSS...
Posted by Rebel Without A Car on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:33:00 PST

cut

It's been one of those days.Sort of like in 'Office Space' where he says every day is the worst day of his life, and it just gets worse and worse....except sprinkled throughout the month.  You kn...
Posted by Rebel Without A Car on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:28:00 PST

heat vision ain't no jack

Had me some heat stroke last week.Creeeeeeeeepy.Then, the next day, my kitchen was flooded by the washing machine in the next room.we're all doomed.stay lubricated this summer kids.  heat stroke ...
Posted by Rebel Without A Car on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:56:00 PST