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Ryan Noack

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am currently a comm student at BSU and I work at the Funny Bone, where I also do stand-up comedy on occaison. I'm also a baseball coach for 14-16 year olds. Which is a lot of fun. I'm not sure what I want to do when I grow up... in fact I'm not sure I want to grow up at all, I'm pretty sure I want to be a toys r' us kid (but they went bankrupt so I"m not so sure how well that would work). I'm pretty shy, but once I open up I'm a lot of fun. I like to hang out with my friends and I spend too much time playing video games. I value sincerity and don't like dealing with bullshit, if you like to lie please leave me alone.
Which Family Guy character are you?

My Interests

Comedy, film/video, baseball, music, clouds, scuba diving, acting, directing, skiing, water activities,

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Walken, Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Janine Garafalo, Sara Silverman, John Cusack, Ted Williams, Tony Gwynn, Barry Zito, David Cross, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Bill Murray, Dave Chappelle, Mike Meyers, Phil Hartman, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Johnny Depp, Kevin Smith, Tim Burton, Albert Pujols, Bob MarleyI'd also like to meet you if you aren't famous. I like friendly people and would like to meet people that are more outgoing than myself.

Music:

Ben Folds (Five), Radiohead, The Roots, Outkast, Blackalicious, Gift of Gab, Lyrics Born, Pigeon John, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, TV on the Radio, Ween, Wilco, Soundgarden, The Rolling Stones, Tenacious D, Sublime, Al Green, Prince, Ben Harper, Pink Floyd, Meat Puppets, Built to Spill, Modest Mouse, Jimmy's Chicken Shack, Jane's Addiction, Jack Johnson, Guster, Handsome Boy Modeling School, David Bowie, Cake, Bob Marley, Atmosphere, Alice in Chains.

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Friday, Waking Life, Kill Bill vols I & II, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Trapped in Paradise, Half Baked, Office Space, Clifford, Pootie Tang, The Natural, School of Rock, High Fidelity, About a Boy, Orange County, Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Elf, The Big Lebowski, Animal House, Slam,

Television:

The Office, The Chappelle Show, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Arrested Development, South Park, The Simpsons, Sports Center, Baseball Tonight, Seinfeld, Kids in the Hall

Books:

The Rum Diaries, Nick Hornby Books, DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Jurassic Park, Hitter,

My Blog

Whore-tense, Ned

So everybody is going to have their take on the Rogan-Mencia showdown and its only fair to let both sides be heard. But I'm not interested in listening to anyone who is trying to defend Mencia. So don...
Posted by Ryan Noack on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:45:00 PST

Leave the muslims alone

I think the world needs to just quit talking about the muslims, then maybe they'll go away. I don't mean they'll leave our terrestrial planet, just maybe not be so angry. It seems as though many musli...
Posted by Ryan Noack on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 07:49:00 PST

And I'm In...

I did it, I made the change and now I'm officially a comedian. Well a Myspace comedian at least. As such, I felt it was only right to blog. Maybe I'll write more blogs now, but I doubt it
Posted by Ryan Noack on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:01:00 PST